Joey Diaz

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3,386 appearances 6 recordings 3 series first heard Jan 2024 last heard 10 Jun

Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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How long has this run been? Two weeks straight. But... It's been, you know, I still do phoners to radio stations, so I've been getting up at 6 in the morning, 4 in the morning LA time, doing call-ins until like 10, then going to sleep, going and do podcasts. I'm ready to just stop podcasting. Like, if I could, I would love to put everything on hold.
You know, I've heard from like three people now that I really respect that, You should put that podcasting is bad for stand-up.
I've heard Colin Quinn, Louis C.K., and a guy I won't say, say, Should stop podcasting and focus on stand-up. They're like, it's bad for stand-up.
Nate Bargatze, yeah.
Definitely five of those billion didn't come to my show. Yeah, so they were like, wow. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, I guess a special on Netflix probably pulls in, I'm guessing, 10 million.
Yeah, and I'm definitely not selling 10 million tickets.
Oh, I remember. He got to you in college. Fuck yeah, Billy Madison.
Yeah, he's still my guy. Yeah, he's still your fucking guy.
Thank you.
Jerry found out that Priscilla died.
That's the best.
And now we got Spider Cams coming in.
I'll tell you what, I'll even take it further. I miss, you know what I miss? Is albums. I remember listening to Dave Attell's Skanks for the Memories and going, this is perfect. And it's perfect that I can't see it because it played to my imagination. I've always loved live albums. I fucking love live albums.
Yeah.
I loved the... Can I tell you my favorite? I miss... Do you remember Rogan had that phone that would just ring in his office? He'd be doing a podcast and it'd just start ringing.
And you'd go, you gonna get that? And he goes, the line's dead. I don't even know who the fuck has that number. And you'd hear it listening to a podcast, and then you'd do the podcast and it would ring. Oh, I love those old school... It was like... My favorite was when I had microphones and you would come on and you'd get so excited. You'd move the microphone like this. Let me tell you something.
Oh, my God.
And then he woke up and he fell on the dollhouse and crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God.
There's no camera for this, but you'd be telling a story, and then you'd look at Ralphie, and you'd look at me, and you'd start, but you were still telling the story going, he's sound asleep. He's sound asleep.
We had to lift him up.
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