Joey Diaz

I am not impressed with your performance. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, that became like a meme before memes. I was not impressed with your performance.

Would you ever consider going back to Taekwondo now? No. No. Just going to a school once a week and just going in there with a bunch of guys and throwing some kicks and shit. I work out on my own. No, no, you're not feeling me. What do you mean? Anybody can work out on their own. Could you imagine now? Like, I've been thinking about it. There's a purple belt at my jiu-jitsu school. He's 68.

Would you ever consider going back to Taekwondo now? No. No. Just going to a school once a week and just going in there with a bunch of guys and throwing some kicks and shit. I work out on my own. No, no, you're not feeling me. What do you mean? Anybody can work out on their own. Could you imagine now? Like, I've been thinking about it. There's a purple belt at my jiu-jitsu school. He's 68.

Would you ever consider going back to Taekwondo now? No. No. Just going to a school once a week and just going in there with a bunch of guys and throwing some kicks and shit. I work out on my own. No, no, you're not feeling me. What do you mean? Anybody can work out on their own. Could you imagine now? Like, I've been thinking about it. There's a purple belt at my jiu-jitsu school. He's 68.

Oh, wow. He came from a fucking Shotokan karate background. And he goes, I teach in the Bronx every Wednesday night. He goes, this was my school. I sold it, but I still go up there on Wednesdays. Come with me sometime. I'm like, how cool would that be? That would be cool to take a class. That's what I'm saying. One time a week. Like something that you, what's the?

Oh, wow. He came from a fucking Shotokan karate background. And he goes, I teach in the Bronx every Wednesday night. He goes, this was my school. I sold it, but I still go up there on Wednesdays. Come with me sometime. I'm like, how cool would that be? That would be cool to take a class. That's what I'm saying. One time a week. Like something that you, what's the?

Oh, wow. He came from a fucking Shotokan karate background. And he goes, I teach in the Bronx every Wednesday night. He goes, this was my school. I sold it, but I still go up there on Wednesdays. Come with me sometime. I'm like, how cool would that be? That would be cool to take a class. That's what I'm saying. One time a week. Like something that you, what's the?

As long as you didn't have to spar. No, no, no, no. But you do those, you know, like when you do Taekwondo. One step. One step, like those little chic they run, I think they call, where I throw a punch. Yeah, it's drills. And that's what you need. You're not going to fucking spar and go crazy.

As long as you didn't have to spar. No, no, no, no. But you do those, you know, like when you do Taekwondo. One step. One step, like those little chic they run, I think they call, where I throw a punch. Yeah, it's drills. And that's what you need. You're not going to fucking spar and go crazy.

As long as you didn't have to spar. No, no, no, no. But you do those, you know, like when you do Taekwondo. One step. One step, like those little chic they run, I think they call, where I throw a punch. Yeah, it's drills. And that's what you need. You're not going to fucking spar and go crazy.

People are flow rolling. People are selling it more. Even Tom DeBlas is like, dog, listen. It's a way to get better. It's really the way to get better. But the problem is you've got to keep a motherfucker flowing. And that's the problem, that after a while you're like, and also the next thing you know it's not a flow anymore. Right, now you're going to try to catch up. And that's the problem.

People are flow rolling. People are selling it more. Even Tom DeBlas is like, dog, listen. It's a way to get better. It's really the way to get better. But the problem is you've got to keep a motherfucker flowing. And that's the problem, that after a while you're like, and also the next thing you know it's not a flow anymore. Right, now you're going to try to catch up. And that's the problem.

People are flow rolling. People are selling it more. Even Tom DeBlas is like, dog, listen. It's a way to get better. It's really the way to get better. But the problem is you've got to keep a motherfucker flowing. And that's the problem, that after a while you're like, and also the next thing you know it's not a flow anymore. Right, now you're going to try to catch up. And that's the problem.

It always starts off with a flow for a minute and a half, and then it goes off the fucking reservation.

It always starts off with a flow for a minute and a half, and then it goes off the fucking reservation.

It always starts off with a flow for a minute and a half, and then it goes off the fucking reservation.

Yeah, yeah. They have a good time.

Yeah, yeah. They have a good time.

Yeah, yeah. They have a good time.

You know, it's weird that I'm older and I love doing crazy shit. Like, I love it. I don't have much in the daytime no more. So I'll try to catch a boxing class or jujitsu and all that shit. And jujitsu's the toughest one for me. Like, I haven't been to jujitsu since November because I've been sick. You know, I had a bunch of problems. And I was on antibiotics.