Joey Diaz
speaker
3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Wow. Well, I'm glad you're doing better with the fucking lung shit. That's scary as fuck.
Oh, I never could have done it, and I would have been horrible. I'm like, this is a fucking nightmare. I bet he would have done that, yeah.
God, yeah. The struggle is, I remember Ralphie said to me one time, he said, my first special, Comfortably Dumb, was coming out. And he said, he's like, player, you better hope for a snowstorm. I said, what? It was in February. I think it came out in February. Pray for a snowstorm, Bert Kreischer. He goes, my special came out and there was a blizzard. And the numbers are through the roof.
Everyone's in the house. And he goes, you don't want rain. Rain takes out the electricity. You want snow. And when Hey Big Boy came out on Netflix... I wanted to text him so bad. He was already dead. But I wanted to text him so bad because, hey, big boy came out three days after stay-at-home orders. And I was like, Ralphie, I got better than a snowstorm. The entire country is forced to be inside.
And my special just dropped. I remember hearing Ralphie's voice in my head going, oh, shit, a pandemic. A pandemic is better than a snowstorm, player. God.
No, it's big.
It starts in September, and I'm going abroad with it, and it's arenas. So, yeah, I'm doing Red Rocks again. You should come out and do Red Rocks with me.
Dude, I fuck it. It's my favorite place.
Yeah.
October 1st.
God, that would be great to have you out there. Yep, October 1st. Yeah. It's a Wednesday.
October 1st, Red Rocks.
Oh, yeah. I was talking to Joe on the phone when he was out there.
I'll tell you what. We do it right when we do Colorado. I'll have Leanne reach out to Terry, and we'll set it up. It is so fucking great.
We run out a whole hotel that's all on a river and in Evergreen, and we run out the whole hotel, and everyone's there. It's so fucking great, Joey. It's so great.
Yeah, okay.
Got it.
Colorado's so fucking beautiful.
No fucking way. It wasn't healthy for Isla.
That was the, our last straw where we're like, we're gonna get out of the neighborhood was a guy overdosed on our front yard. Yeah. And Leon had to call 911. And she's on FaceTime with me. Like, there's a guy. He's passed out in our front yard. He's overdosed. And they came in. They gave him Narcan. And he woke up. And they took him to the hospital. But it was like, yeah.
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