Joey Diaz
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3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And that was when we were redoing the house, man. That was when it was getting scary, too. Because once you put a fucking... Port-a-potty in your front yard, you become a homeless fucking haven. Every homeless guy in the world took a shit in that front yard.
We had to turn, we had to, we had to empty that port-a-potty like twice a week because homeless guys would, there was, I went pulled up one time and there was a line in my front, like guys, a guy was waiting to take a shit in my port-a-potty in my front yard. And I was like, all right, I'm fucking.
Yeah, we live over in Sherman Oaks.
If you were there. I think it was the right time for everyone to leave. It was the right time.
I mean, how fucking lucky were we to be at the Comedy Store and be in L.A. when the guy now that has changed the landscape of media in general was creating the thing And, I mean, those early episodes of Rogan. Like, I mean, you know, I love Joe, but I think he's so much smarter than me that I get lost when he tells me things. Like, I do his podcast now and I just sit there and nod.
I'm like, I'm not as smart as you, Joe. He knows so much shit about so much shit. I'm like, but those early Rogans when he was just a meathead, those were the funniest fucking podcast.
One of the producers of one of the TV shows I was doing was like, I watched your special. Are you concerned? And I said, about what? She goes, well, some of the stuff you say. You know, you're afraid you're going to get in trouble? And I was like, I go, honey, I can't even tell you. The thing you're talking about, I don't even know what you're talking about, so I have no fucking problem.
I don't know what the fuck you're even mentioning. Like, it's crazy.
Oh, I'm way better at comedy than I am podcasting.
I'm not a journalist. I suck. I interrupt. I fucking talk over people.
I tell a story that is like your story, but I think it's better. I'm like the worst at podcasting. I have fun because I get to hang out with my friends. And then people enjoy it. And if people don't enjoy it, then I don't enjoy it. But yeah, it's funny, man. Do you remember when Ralphie tore down Seth Rogen's picture at the improv? They put up Seth Rogen as one of the...
you know, comics, and Ralphie fucking lost his mind. Yeah, because that... Lost his mind.
Except for fucking dirt.
I never got invited. Yeah. Well, that's the end of this podcast. That's going to stick this room up. Joey, I love you to death, man.
Okay.
Permission to Party World Tour starts September 19th. And Joey Diaz and I will be at Red Rocks October 1st.
Fuck yeah.
What were the prelims like?
Who fought in that?
Did Jillian win?
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