John C. Reilly

Like what kind of sons would you prefer? You wouldn't prefer other sons.

Like what kind of sons would you prefer? You wouldn't prefer other sons.

Should we take the escalator? How do you feel about escalators? I don't mind an escalator. Let's go. In my experience, people don't like escalators sometimes, so I just had to ask you, how do you feel about escalators?

Should we take the escalator? How do you feel about escalators? I don't mind an escalator. Let's go. In my experience, people don't like escalators sometimes, so I just had to ask you, how do you feel about escalators?

Should we take the escalator? How do you feel about escalators? I don't mind an escalator. Let's go. In my experience, people don't like escalators sometimes, so I just had to ask you, how do you feel about escalators?

Yeah, you heard about the rumor that everyone knows about.

Yeah, you heard about the rumor that everyone knows about.

Yeah, you heard about the rumor that everyone knows about.

I mean, look at the sharp teeth. The rumor is that your shoelace gets stuck in there, and...

I mean, look at the sharp teeth. The rumor is that your shoelace gets stuck in there, and...

I mean, look at the sharp teeth. The rumor is that your shoelace gets stuck in there, and...

No, have you ever played a role where you have to eat on camera?

No, have you ever played a role where you have to eat on camera?

No, have you ever played a role where you have to eat on camera?

Yeah, that is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Yeah, that is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Yeah, that is one of my biggest pet peeves.

That's one of my hot takes.

That's one of my hot takes.

That's one of my hot takes.