John Mulaney

Can we watch that again?

Yeah.

A couple things.

One is, this is going to solve this terrorist problem when we get them as fat as us.

A, the explosive vest isn't going to fit anymore.

Secondly, they're going to be like, you know what?

I'm going to go blow up those Jews at the... You know, let me just finish watching Family Feud.

Give me another stuffed crust pizza and we'll talk about it.

As soon as those guys get big and fat, they're not blowing up anything anymore.

Number one.

Number two, it's kind of refreshing to see a commercial, like a big-time, big corporate commercial without the one confusing black guy at the table.

Always talk about that guy.

You know what I mean?

Because they have to put the one black guy at the table.

So refreshing.

They don't have to put the Chinese guy or the Japanese guy at the table, but you have to have the one black dude at the table.

Yeah.

It was just a bunch of dudes that all looked the same.

Where's the fucking diversity police over there?

You know what?