John Mulaney
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The new crown crust pizza.
Made with perfectly grilled mini cheeseburger chips.
Nestled in golden crown crusts.
Seems like a parody.
And drizzled with Pizza Hut's special sauce.
The new cheeseburger crown crust pizza.
Relish a first of its kind deliciousness.
Only at Pizza Hut.
Where's this out of?
Pizza Hut Middle East.
Can we watch that again?
A couple things.
One is, this is going to solve this terrorist problem when we get them as fat as us.
A, the explosive vest isn't going to fit anymore.
Secondly, they're going to be like, you know what?
I'm going to go blow up those Jews at the... You know, let me just finish watching Family Feud.
Give me another stuffed crust pizza and we'll talk about it.
As soon as those guys get big and fat, they're not blowing up anything anymore.