John Mulaney
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All right.
Yeah, let's get Al Sharpton to fucking get to the bottom of this.
Where is the one distracting black dude?
Hail Pizza Hut's royal masterpiece, the new crown crust pizza.
Made with perfectly grilled mini cheeseburger chips.
Fresh veggies and drizzle.
I bet you wish you could get high again and eat that thing, right?
You need to adjust the color on the monitor.
That looks horrible.
Would you eat that?
I think it'd be like a good it'd be it'd be one of those things.
First off, it's a night.
It'd be like a funny novelty gift to bring to a party.
You know, like I know normally I bring my seven layer dip.
Now I'm bringing my cheeseburger pizza.
I think it would be one of those things that I do with trail mix where I complain, then I announce this is bullshit, and then eventually I eat it.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of food where it sits and I go, this is bullshit.
Who brought this?