John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Number one.
Number two, it's kind of refreshing to see a commercial, like a big-time, big corporate commercial without the one confusing black guy at the table.
Always talk about that guy.
You know what I mean?
Because they have to put the one black guy at the table.
So refreshing.
They don't have to put the Chinese guy or the Japanese guy at the table, but you have to have the one black dude at the table.
It was just a bunch of dudes that all looked the same.
Where's the fucking diversity police over there?
You know what?
All right.
Yeah, let's get Al Sharpton to fucking get to the bottom of this.
Where is the one distracting black dude?
Hail Pizza Hut's royal masterpiece, the new crown crust pizza.
Made with perfectly grilled mini cheeseburger chips.
Fresh veggies and drizzle.
I bet you wish you could get high again and eat that thing, right?
You need to adjust the color on the monitor.