John Mulaney
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That looks horrible.
Would you eat that?
I think it'd be like a good it'd be it'd be one of those things.
First off, it's a night.
It'd be like a funny novelty gift to bring to a party.
You know, like I know normally I bring my seven layer dip.
Now I'm bringing my cheeseburger pizza.
I think it would be one of those things that I do with trail mix where I complain, then I announce this is bullshit, and then eventually I eat it.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of food where it sits and I go, this is bullshit.
Who brought this?
I'm not fucking going to touch this.
Are you fucking nuts?
A goat wouldn't eat this.
And then smash cut to four hours later and I'm eating it and talking to somebody.
That's how I normally work with food.
Eventually I'll break down and eat it.
Were you playing with the Eagles in Abu Dhabi?