John Mulaney
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Podcast Appearances
I'm not fucking going to touch this.
Are you fucking nuts?
A goat wouldn't eat this.
And then smash cut to four hours later and I'm eating it and talking to somebody.
That's how I normally work with food.
Eventually I'll break down and eat it.
Were you playing with the Eagles in Abu Dhabi?
Dubai.
Dubai.
Oh, yeah.
Did you order any pizza while you were there at all?
Dubai's like Las Vegas without any gambling or alcohol.
Dubai's got to be awesome, though, because you're getting paid there and you don't have to blow anybody.
You just pay, you just play, and you leave, you get your paycheck, and you split.
Like, Allison, if you get invited to Dubai... I should go?
bring your kissing potion in your knee pads.
That's right.
That's right.
We go to Dubai.