John Mulaney

Where's that?

In Georgia?

Well, I don't want to know.

In Georgia?

Yeah, it's in Alpharetta.

He is 6'8", 425 pounds, and one of the biggest dudes.

I mean, listen, he's a fair bit bigger than Penn Jillette.

I mean, he's bigger than the average strong side or weak side tackle in the NFL.

Like, he is mammoth.

And when he locked me and Drew in a recording room and, well, he tried to vomit on Dr. Drew and Drew was punching him in the stomach, which doesn't help when someone's trying to vomit on you.

Probably wouldn't.

And he barricaded us and himself in a studio and they had to call the cops and they wouldn't let us out.

Said he had a grenade and that we're going to Poo Poo City.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Well, he'd started by vomiting into a cup and then sealing it with like Lucite or something, like pouring surfboard resin over and like presenting it as like a cup of vomit.

Yeah.

Said he went to the Cheesecake Factory and then ate a bunch of cheesecake.

Now, that's Fletcher.

And let me tell you something about Drew.