John Mulaney
👤 Speaker
3218
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Drew is 6'1", 6'2", and 200 pounds.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Like, Drew is no waif model.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And you see, I mean, Drew is a well-built, good-sized dude.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And you see he looks like a, easy girl, he looks like a fucking Russian gymnast standing next to Fletch.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I mean, Fletch is a fucking huge ball of dude.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So when he barricades the door, he essentially is the door.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
He can't do anything.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And then the cops couldn't even do anything.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Like, the cops all showed up.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I think he was drunk and he's insane anyway, but he's drunk and there's really nothing.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
You can't control him.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It'd just be like if a Brahma bull got drunk.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What would you do?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Yell at it to calm down?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It just starts knocking shit over.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So where were we?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Keith Moon?