John Mulaney
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And when he locked me and Drew in a recording room and, well, he tried to vomit on Dr. Drew and Drew was punching him in the stomach, which doesn't help when someone's trying to vomit on you.
Probably wouldn't.
And he barricaded us and himself in a studio and they had to call the cops and they wouldn't let us out.
Said he had a grenade and that we're going to Poo Poo City.
Well, he'd started by vomiting into a cup and then sealing it with like Lucite or something, like pouring surfboard resin over and like presenting it as like a cup of vomit.
Said he went to the Cheesecake Factory and then ate a bunch of cheesecake.
Now, that's Fletcher.
And let me tell you something about Drew.
Drew is 6'1", 6'2", and 200 pounds.
Like, Drew is no waif model.
And you see, I mean, Drew is a well-built, good-sized dude.
And you see he looks like a, easy girl, he looks like a fucking Russian gymnast standing next to Fletch.
I mean, Fletch is a fucking huge ball of dude.
So when he barricades the door, he essentially is the door.
He can't do anything.