John Mulaney

It was good.

It was good if you wanted to be in international relations.

If you're doing comedy, it was a waste.

Was there a plan?

Did your dad have a plan?

Did your parents have a plan?

That's committing to maybe taking a standardized test once.

The—boy, I just had a very sad thought, but—

Almost every one of my friends who I grew up with in North Hollywood, nobody took SATs or LSATs or pre-SATs.

If they were taking a test, it was for a venereal disease.

Wow.

Like when they said, I'm going to go in and get tested, it was for something.

Something was going up their urethra.

That was the only kind of testing that anyone ever – they passed – they sailed through their whole life with only venereal-related testing.

Yes.

So we were talking about this the other day about attorneys, and I kept saying it's the only job in the world where people test and train and pass bars and do so much and then don't actually make a career out of it.

Yeah.

Podiatry does not have that same ratio.

Like you don't happen to have a podiatry degree.

The way people are like, you know, I happen to be a lawyer.