John Mulaney

If they were taking a test, it was for a venereal disease.

Wow.

Like when they said, I'm going to go in and get tested, it was for something.

Something was going up their urethra.

That was the only kind of testing that anyone ever – they passed – they sailed through their whole life with only venereal-related testing.

Yes.

So we were talking about this the other day about attorneys, and I kept saying it's the only job in the world where people test and train and pass bars and do so much and then don't actually make a career out of it.

Yeah.

Podiatry does not have that same ratio.

Like you don't happen to have a podiatry degree.

The way people are like, you know, I happen to be a lawyer.

I run a business or I do this.

Would you step on an acorn?

Let me look at that.

But you're an executive.

I have a background in... Yeah, it doesn't happen.

But it doesn't happen with pilots.

It doesn't happen in anything because you put so much time... It doesn't even happen with doctors.

...training.

Yes, you put so much effort and so much education into something.