John Mulaney
👤 Speaker
3218
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What do you think this is, fucking Shark Tank?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What the fuck do we know about soap?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
You out?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I'll give you nothing for half the company.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I'll not sodomize you for 50% of the company.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It would be great just the one drunken, super rich guy who sat in the middle and shouted out insults.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Let me have a bite of that.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, here you go.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It's delicious.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
This tastes like bad pussy.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
This tastes like Marilyn Monroe's pussy four years after she was buried.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Get this shit.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
As a matter of fact, I need another fucking hit of Johnny Walker in order to get this fucking taste out of my mouth.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
This tastes like zombie cock.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Here's your offer.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I don't beat the shit out of you on camera.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's it.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's as far as I go.