John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I was like, I am.
They have enough skinny white guys right now.
By the way, won an Emmy for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics for the Justin Timberlake, Seth Meyers video.
All right, just because everyone's been on hold for a thousand years, we'll blow through a couple calls, and then we'll get to news, and we'll do all that.
Hey, Matt.
Caller Matt from Pennsylvania, 28.
Big fan.
Thanks for taking my call.
So I have a small business making handmade soaps.
What do you think this is, fucking Shark Tank?
What the fuck do we know about soap?
You out?
I'll give you nothing for half the company.
I'll not sodomize you for 50% of the company.
It would be great just the one drunken, super rich guy who sat in the middle and shouted out insults.
Let me have a bite of that.
Yeah, here you go.