John Mulaney
👤 Speaker
3229
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It's delicious.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
This tastes like bad pussy.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
This tastes like Marilyn Monroe's pussy four years after she was buried.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Get this shit.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
As a matter of fact, I need another fucking hit of Johnny Walker in order to get this fucking taste out of my mouth.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
This tastes like zombie cock.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Here's your offer.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I don't beat the shit out of you on camera.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's it.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's as far as I go.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So no matter what, I'm going to beat up.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I will not put your glasses up your rectum.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That is my promise to you.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's as far as I go.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
You drive a hard bargain.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I want 90% of your company and 100% of your wife.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I'll send her over and tell her to start sucking while I think on it.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's really good beef jerky.