John Mulaney
speaker
3,229 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 11 May
John Mulaney’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Dec 2025 with 2.
Appearances
Try it.
It's delicious.
This tastes like bad pussy.
This tastes like Marilyn Monroe's pussy four years after she was buried.
Get this shit.
As a matter of fact, I need another fucking hit of Johnny Walker in order to get this fucking taste out of my mouth.
This tastes like zombie cock.
Here's your offer.
I don't beat the shit out of you on camera.
That's it.
That's as far as I go.
So no matter what, I'm going to beat up.
I will not put your glasses up your rectum.
Okay.
That is my promise to you.
That's as far as I go.
You drive a hard bargain.
I want 90% of your company and 100% of your wife.
I'll send her over and tell her to start sucking while I think on it.
That's really good beef jerky.
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