John Mulaney
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Podcast Appearances
It would be just, I would watch that show.
I would watch it anyway, but I still would like one super drunk and foul-mouthed cajillionaire in the middle.
I'll give you $100,000 to hunt you like an animal.
Humans.
You know what kind of jerky?
I want human flesh.
I can already taste a dried, salted version of you already.
And the guy goes, well, hold on.
I want to talk about getting funding for an upstart.
Ten seconds, head start.
He stands there and goes, I want to talk about stock offering.
And I pump my shotgun once.
I go, it's now seven seconds.
Better start running.
Start running, bitch.
Hold on.
So can I say this?
Has anyone...