Jon Stewart
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You cannot tell them anything.
Sir, please, you are in danger here.
I'm not leaving.
This is my house.
I didn't ask you to stay.
You can go.
I'm staying.
What are they going to do?
By the way, there he was, martyred at 86.
Man, are the virgins going to be disappointed.
Sorry, am I going too hard on hominy?
F***ing murderous dick tan?
Whoa.
Don't make fun of his erectile dysfunction.
That's a bridge too far, Stuart.
Guy f***ing mowed down his own people, but, you know, Viagra's a serious drug.
No, America apparently had to start an entire war to kill an 86 year old man in ill health and not wait, I don't know, three weeks to let saturated fat do its thing.
But just so you know, Israel and America made their move and now Iran will make their move.
What?
Cyprus?