Jonathan 'Phony Bologna' Zaslow

Whoa, that's a T-shirt.

Baby!

baloney baloney i'm going to the original i'm going to the og new kids on the block all right there would not even be a backstreet boys or in sync for that matter if there wasn't a new kids on the block argument so let's make sure we get that straight all right and number two and more importantly one of the guys in the group is my friend i'm going to see my friend perform a friend oh yeah by the way huge fan of this show watches every day friendly watches every day

No, we are friends.

We've been friends for over, like, ten plus years.

Yeah, sure.

Is he going to bring you on stage?

No, no.

But we'll be sitting right next to each other.

Is he going to invite you to his birthday party?

Not a friend.

I don't think so.

Birthday party?

Like, he's old.

Birthday party?

Last night was their seventh road win.

No, he came back, though, and then he got hurt.

Your hat's patronizing.

I mean, after that Heat game last night, you come in here wearing the old-school Marlins hat.

Look at me.