Jonathan 'Phony Bologna' Zaslow

I put on a Miami Heat jacket here.

Represent Miami.

It's a bad ballpark.

I snuck in a 12-pack of long-neck beers into Joe Robbie for a Marlins game one time.

Fish tank seats.

I got caught.

Cody's crew.

The Peanuts guy with the glasses on.

The Publix power alley.

I wore long cargo pants, so it had lots of pockets.

pockets and and i put like several long necks in each pockets i'm like waddling into the stadium when i get my ticket you know don't want them to clank or break in my pockets we made it to our seats we made to our seats with the 12 pack of beers take them all out we're drinking we're drinking by like the third inning the usher comes down notices we're drinking long necks all right they don't sell long

Well, we used to sit in a section where there was never an usher either.

We're pounding long necks, which they very obviously do not sell at the stadium.

She comes and she confiscates it from me.

Cans, maybe.

And she's like, you know, is this it?

Like, no, we got more.

And then I reached under the seat and she's now walking up the stairs holding like six beers.

Would you be in favor of them changing it back to Florida Marlins?

It's a great crowd to honor Leland last year.