Jordan Klepper

And you know they're pissed.

They're supposed to be on one of their 37 weeks of vacation right now.

But, no, we have to go to war.

Yesterday illustrates what a strange mixture this administration is.

Some-some hybrid of warplanes and clown cars.

Because everyone from resistance libs to his own vice president has compared Trump to Hitler.

But I'm pretty sure Hitler never took a break from invading Poland to be like, today, I just want to talk about milk!

It never happened.

I don't think it happens.

But while the authoritarian experiment is playing out on an international level, right here in New York City, we're in the midst of our own political experiment.

Two weeks ago, our capitalist utopia was invaded by a communist dreamboat, Zoran Mamdani.

And our American patriots have been sounding the alarm on what's to come.

Mamdani's bread lines coming to the city soon.

It's going to be extreme.

It's going to be anti-American.

New York is going to be bankrupt in six months.

Another great American city is going to swirl down the drain.

Down the drain?

Down the drain.

Have you guys been to New York during a flash flood?