Jordan Klepper
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Nothing goes down the drain here.
Nothing.
Nothing.
At best, New York will be floating down the curb next to a used condom.
But we've been warned, and we didn't listen.
So let's find out what's in store for us in our new segment on Zoran Mamdani's New York.
That's a graphics package, okay?
It's been two weeks since Soran seized power in a brutal Democratic coup d'etat, or what some are calling an election.
So what nightmare dystopian agenda has he pursued since taking office?
On Tuesday, Mayor Mamdani grabbed a shovel and joined transportation department workers to fix a bump at the foot of the bike path before Delancey Street.
Yeah, see?
That's... Oh, whoa, whoa.
That's how it starts.
Classic communism.
First they level out the roads, then they level out the social classes.
What else is he doing?
Wow.
Wow.
Straight out of the well-known communist playbook, everyone poops.
No, sir.