Jordan Klepper
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
In America, the free market decides who poops.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
I always say it's better to piss your pants as a free man than to use the toilet as a slave.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Okay, Mamdani, what else are you gonna force down our freedom-loving throats?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
No, no, no.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
New Yorkers should be watching their own kids at all times.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
It's called personal responsibility.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Isn't that right, Jordan Jr.?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
If anyone sees my child, feed him, please.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Besides, if you're watching right-wing news, you know what a Mamdani child care scheme is going to look like.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Oh, man, that's terrible.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
I...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
I think.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
I think.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Yes, I think.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Well, you know what?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Why don't you tell me why this is terrible?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Oh, right.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
Right.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura
We can't normalize the socialist ideas of being happy and knowing it.