Jordan Klepper

And really wanting to show it.

No, no, no, no, no.

You know what?

I am sorry.

I am really trying hard to get into this whole anti-Mamdani red scare fever.

But you know what?

I'm going to give him a chance.

From everything I've seen, it does not look like he's an un-American extremist looking to add foreign influence into this city.

One thing that we will change is we will be installing a few bidets into Gracie Mansion.

A bidet?

A bidet?

You monster!

How dare you wash your butt?

You take that coarse one-ply and mash it around like you're killing a spider up there like an American!

Huh.

But while we watch New York collapse into a nightmare of belabored rectal hygiene before our very eyes, I think it's fair to ask the question, two weeks into the Mamdani administration, is it a total failure?

Josh Johnson hit the streets to find out.

There are so many issues, but I feel like he's going in strong, but he wants to first, like, assemble a strong team.

Affordability is definitely an issue in New York City.

Did you ever think you'd see food lines like that in America?