Jorm
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728 appearances
8 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 27 May
Jorm’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And Malkovich sort of has a breakdown because he doesn't know what the Empire Carpet guy wants. And then Fred tells a long story about how the Empire Carpet business began, which is very dark beginnings. And it was a real sketch for comedy writers. And that's one of the reasons it played so hot on Wednesday. But then just fundamentally did not get traction. Dress. So it didn't air. It did not air.
It makes for a better documentary because you sort of see the moment where they're finding out it doesn't make it. And it just makes for better television.
I also, oh, no, Jorm's not here. Can somebody do a quick Seth's Corner?
100%. I'm pretty sure that I came up with Jacuzzi while people were pitching around on Monday and I was just going through all of John Malkovich's movies in my head and then thought about Dangerous Liaisons and then basically pitched Dangerous Liaisons but in a hot tub and it's called Jacuzzi. It's immediately very fun. Andy, were you in it or were you not in it?
You were in it. No! By the way, that means you were in a hot tub. You were in a hot tub having a sword fight with John Malkovich, and your career is so rich with experience, you do not remember that.
Not even that. It's just like you're just detached from reality. And Malkovich kept complaining to Lorne. He's like, I feel as though my scene partner in Jacuzzi is elsewhere.
He keeps muttering about jizz. Can I do a Malkovich?
Wait, were you doing it?
No, it's bad.
Yeah.
But hater does Malkovich in front of Malkovich is Vinny Vadecchi. It's really fun. It's amazing, yeah. I can be John Malkovich. I'm sorry.
What a favorite moment I forgot. Bobby shows up as Vinny's son and is a really funny Italian kid. And this is the beginnings of seeing like, oh, there's so many things that Bobby Moynihan is going to be great on at the show. But at the very end, Vinny says, sorry, we've run long. Apologies to Chef Boyardees.
And it cuts to you and Kenan as like Chef Boyardees, but with like Flava Flav clocks around your neck.
Yeah. You don't have a line.
Oh, no, I was talking about you. I also have a part in Vinny Vadeci. I'm sorry. That's okay.
Yeah. Fuck, I gotta watch this.
Yeah, you should. It's a good season.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, I feel like this is a story I've told. But Malkovich, there was also a sketch called the... The Lost Works of Judy Blume, and Malkovich played a girl named Gertie in an unreleased Judy Blume book, and he was sort of wearing sort of a lavender turtleneck and purple overalls.
Looked very, like, 80s Judy Blume-y, and he really liked the outfit, so he just sort of hung out in it all Friday during rehearsal and all the sketches.
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