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Josh Johnson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

It doesn't matter what he said, because when the man wants something, he gets it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

What did I just say, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

That crazy, finger-losing son of a bitch did it again.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

He got himself a deal, and you know that deal includes owning Greenland.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Wait a minute, that doesn't sound good.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

That's not the uh of ownership.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

You at least got a deal, right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Trump, tell me you got a deal.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

This is so sad.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Remember that friend at the bar who went to approach the beautiful woman?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

This is like if he just walked back up and you're like, okay, well, what'd she say?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

And he's like, oh, her?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Nah, nah, she a ghost.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Well, did you at least get her digits?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

I got concepts of digits.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

I know there's a seven in there somewhere.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

You know what?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

This is all my bad for thinking Trump's word is worth his weight in gold, because it's definitely not gold.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

It's more like whatever material they made that Titan submersible out of.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

What was that, graham crackers or something?