Josh Johnson
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Podcast Appearances
I stay at a lot of hotels.
I'm lonely.
Y'all give us way too much credit.
You even act like we've taken over entire continents.
Times Square?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Times Square, you're going to blame us for noise in Times Square?
It's Times Square.
These Muslims are keeping us up all night, all hours in a city that doesn't sleep.
Hey, I want to be a part of it.
Islam, Islam.
Starts, all right, all right, all right.
I'm getting carried away here.
Listen, guys, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Here's my theory.
You say you dislike Muslims, but I think you just hate New York.
You're not Islamophobic.
You're New Yorkophobic.
because you constantly blame us for normal New York stuff.
The New York Mets, they are on an 11-game losing streak, including, oh, right after the mayor met and hugged the team mascot, Mr. Met, at Citi Field on April 9th, a phenomenon people are calling the Mamdani curse.