Josh Johnson
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Man, you have a pig on top of a stick right now.
What made you bring a pig out here today?
I just want to stay safe, and I know they won't get close to hogs.
Lady, you're doing too much, all right?
You don't need that pig head to keep us away.
That hat and that eye patch are enough!
And by the way, we're definitely not intimidated when you leave the price tag on!
Are you planning to return it?
I mean, that poor guy at Home Depot is like, ma'am, I told you all pig head on a stick sales are final.
But listen, Islamophobes, bacon is not our kryptonite.
I mean, what do you think happens to us?
You think I walk into a Denny's and go, what's that smell?
My powers!
My powers!
I lost my Sharia Supersight!
Ah!
And for the record, we're not supposed to... And for the record, you're not supposed to eat pork, either.
All right?
That's in the Bible, too.
Leviticus, chapter 11, verse 7.