Josh Johnson

Turns out Trump hates reading more than he loves bragging.

All right.

But look, whether you love what Trump's done the past year or hate it, he has been busy.

Let's hear about some of these incredible accomplishments.

Notorious crackhead?

That may seem harsh, but name another famous crackhead from the last five years.

I'll wait.

To be fair, the bar on crackhead notoriety is pretty low.

Most people don't know the names of too many crackheads.

Hell, most crackheads I know don't even know their own names.

But look, Donald Trump is not about the past.

This man is about America's future.

Bringing one crackhead to justice may have been Trump's biggest first year accomplishment.

He's been very clear about what his second year biggest accomplishment is gonna be.

We need it like, well, like Hunter Biden needs crack.

All right.

We're notorious Greenland heads.

And that's the type of dude he is.

If Trump wants something, he gets it.

It's like if you went out to a bar with your friend and you saw a gorgeous woman across the bar and then he turned to you and said, I'm going home with her tonight.