Josh Johnson
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Allahu Akbar means God is great.
You want me to God is great my tukus back to the Middle East?
Are you having a stroke?
You need to Allahu Akbar to a doctor ASAP!
Sheesh!
They turned up the Islamophobia all the way up to a 10.
Or at least somewhere between 9 and 11.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
We didn't do it, okay?
George Bush did it!
Anyway, this is where your old pal Mo Amr comes in.
I grew up in Houston, Texas, with the first name Muhammad, so I'm kind of an expert in Islamophobia.
Although, although, some people assume my name was Hector Gomez.
Saludos, mis amigos.
But I want to tell you something right now.
I've been hearing your Islamophobia, and I'm offended.
Not from the hate, but because it's so inaccurate.
For example, I've been seeing you, a lot of you do this.
Here's your kryptonite, Muslims.
Here's your kryptonite.