Josh Johnson

And because that's the stupidest possible thing that could happen, guess what happened?

Wow.

This is one of the saddest images I've seen in months, and I follow one of those hairless cats on Instagram.

You know the medal is only a symbol, right?

Like, just because I steal A$AP Rocky's wedding ring doesn't make it so I'm married to Rihanna.

Unless it would.

I mean, I guess it's really what she thinks.

Like, it's kind of her decision to make, and I'm waiting.

So, look, earned or not, his or not, Trump has the Peace Prize.

And who knows?

Having the Peace Prize might make him a man of peace.

What if he spends the rest of his life devoted to living up to it?

It's insane to immediately do the opposite of what you get a prize for.

That's like if right after the Olympics, Michael Phelps drowned in the shallow end.

But when I saw this, I thought, all right, that's insane, but it's also Trump.

Maybe it's just one of his jokes.

I'm sure he'll back down.

I love how even the AI version of J.D.

Vance and Marco Rubio are still like, yo, this is a bad idea.

No, we gonna get in trouble.