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Josh Johnson

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

And I'm not surprised AI Rubio looks like this, because AI is trained on real images.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

And every image of Marco Rubio looks like this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

This man's body language is consistently screaming, man,

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

When it comes to Trump, you might be thinking to yourself, why is Donald Trump so gung-ho about going to war over Greenland?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

And I promise you, the answer is dumber than you would have guessed.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

There are a lot of reasons to think Trump is out of his mind.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

All right.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

The first one here is who starts a text message with dear?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Because you know this dude is also sending completely blank voice memos, too.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

You can tell Trump doesn't deserve the Peace Prize because no Nobel Peace Prize winner thinks this way.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Let's say MLK didn't win it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

He wouldn't have been like, oh, so that's how it's gonna be.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

It's crazy to have someone admit that they were only being peaceful because they thought they were going to get a trophy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

This is some incel shit, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Trump is basically like, I never would have bought the Nobel Committee dinner if I knew they weren't going to give it to me.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Peace isn't even hot anyway.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

So it doesn't look like Norway can calm Trump down.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

France, you want to give it a shot?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

These are the same texts Kanye got.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

Just like, hey, man, great album.