Josh Johnson

And we're the same because people laughed at you when you talked about Bitcoin.

Hey, come on, man.

This is a crypto conference.

We're here to throw our money away in crypto, not to hear about your childhood trauma, right?

Adams is like, yeah, as a kid, I used to sleep on a sponge because I pissed the bed so much.

And that's what Bitcoin is about.

So I still have no idea what the he's talking about, but maybe he can clarify with an even worse analogy.

I want to throw a name out to you.

Betsy Ross, 1776, she created our flag.

That flag still stands today.

And that is what Bitcoin is about.

What the hell does that mean?

This makes me think Eric Adams has been trying to pay for things using American flags.

He's checking out the grocery store like, hey, do you guys take flag here?

But hey, look, this is America, all right?

People have made money off of dumber ideas.

You don't want to be the one guy who missed out on the Eric Adams gold rush.

I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Who could have seen this coming?

Besides every single person and several smart dogs.