Josh Johnson

At least when the hot tour girl did crypto, she taught me to spit on that thing before stealing all my money.

Hey, you can't put a price on good advice.

I mean, Eric Adams' sex advice would be like, blow jobs on the Betsy Ross of the bedroom.

Look, I think we all learned an important lesson here.

Next time a former corrupt mayor of New York launches an unregulated and risky crypto token synonymous with scammers and marketed on IP he doesn't own and backed by technology he describes as, I quote, Betsy Ross, put all your money into it because, hey, there's no way he does it twice, right?

That would be stupid.

Josh, back to you.

Ronnie Chang, everyone.

When we come back, Simu Liu will be joining me on the show, so don't go away.

Welcome back to The Daily Show.

My guest tonight is an actor who stars in the Peacock series, The Copenhagen Test, and will soon be making his Broadway debut in O'Mary.

Please welcome Simu Liu.

Thank you so much for coming.

It's so good to be the first Asian guest.

This is not fact check.

The first Asian guest ever not to be interviewed by Ronny Chieng.

Yes.

Yes.

True or false?

This seems correct.