Kathleen Madigan

Do you think 95-5 rule? 5% I might die? Yeah. 95% Chance I won't. Yeah, you could get struck by a bus tomorrow though.

Yeah, I got a pool. That wasn't cheap either. That was a big dynamite. That was a big blast.

Yeah, I got a pool. That wasn't cheap either. That was a big dynamite. That was a big blast.

Yeah, I got a pool. That wasn't cheap either. That was a big dynamite. That was a big blast.

Well, Davidson County, but I'm not downtown. I'm out by the airport, which is even better. It's only eight minutes door to door from the airport, but it's on a lake, which is really a river. I've come to figure out, Tennessee, we all have different definitions of lakes. This is a working river, like barges come through and stuff. Oh.

Well, Davidson County, but I'm not downtown. I'm out by the airport, which is even better. It's only eight minutes door to door from the airport, but it's on a lake, which is really a river. I've come to figure out, Tennessee, we all have different definitions of lakes. This is a working river, like barges come through and stuff. Oh.

Well, Davidson County, but I'm not downtown. I'm out by the airport, which is even better. It's only eight minutes door to door from the airport, but it's on a lake, which is really a river. I've come to figure out, Tennessee, we all have different definitions of lakes. This is a working river, like barges come through and stuff. Oh.

Yeah, and I was fishing like three coves over and there were actually cows in it. So, you know, they came down to get a drink and they went all the way in. But I just wouldn't wear your best swimming suit here. Not a white one, not a white one. Yeah, I mean, I'll still get in and I'll still eat the fish. Although I probably should. There's a DuPont chemical factory. Oh, God. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, and I was fishing like three coves over and there were actually cows in it. So, you know, they came down to get a drink and they went all the way in. But I just wouldn't wear your best swimming suit here. Not a white one, not a white one. Yeah, I mean, I'll still get in and I'll still eat the fish. Although I probably should. There's a DuPont chemical factory. Oh, God. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, and I was fishing like three coves over and there were actually cows in it. So, you know, they came down to get a drink and they went all the way in. But I just wouldn't wear your best swimming suit here. Not a white one, not a white one. Yeah, I mean, I'll still get in and I'll still eat the fish. Although I probably should. There's a DuPont chemical factory. Oh, God. Yeah, I know.

But I ate a bass out of here like two years ago. I'm fine.

But I ate a bass out of here like two years ago. I'm fine.

But I ate a bass out of here like two years ago. I'm fine.

Das Gute ist, wenn du auf einem Meer bist, sind die Steine weniger wahrscheinlich als ein mannschaftliches Meer, wo sie sich in diesen Böden sehr komfortabel befinden.

Das Gute ist, wenn du auf einem Meer bist, sind die Steine weniger wahrscheinlich als ein mannschaftliches Meer, wo sie sich in diesen Böden sehr komfortabel befinden.

Das Gute ist, wenn du auf einem Meer bist, sind die Steine weniger wahrscheinlich als ein mannschaftliches Meer, wo sie sich in diesen Böden sehr komfortabel befinden.

Ja, seit Jahren und Jahren. Und die Wasserbocken sind, sie sind gewaltig, sie sind aggressiv. Und hier, die Meerseite, hält zumindest alles los. Ja. Also, ja.

Ja, seit Jahren und Jahren. Und die Wasserbocken sind, sie sind gewaltig, sie sind aggressiv. Und hier, die Meerseite, hält zumindest alles los. Ja. Also, ja.

Ja, seit Jahren und Jahren. Und die Wasserbocken sind, sie sind gewaltig, sie sind aggressiv. Und hier, die Meerseite, hält zumindest alles los. Ja. Also, ja.

No, I would never go beyond the night I'm in. But that's just... That's kind of how I live my entire life. There have been nights or a corporate gig that's just terrible. I did one in Miami and half of them didn't speak English. I'm like, really? I think it was Deutsche Bank. I'm like, did we have to ask this on the questionnaire? Do you speak English? I thought that was a given.