Kathleen Madigan

No, I would never go beyond the night I'm in. But that's just... That's kind of how I live my entire life. There have been nights or a corporate gig that's just terrible. I did one in Miami and half of them didn't speak English. I'm like, really? I think it was Deutsche Bank. I'm like, did we have to ask this on the questionnaire? Do you speak English? I thought that was a given.

No, I would never go beyond the night I'm in. But that's just... That's kind of how I live my entire life. There have been nights or a corporate gig that's just terrible. I did one in Miami and half of them didn't speak English. I'm like, really? I think it was Deutsche Bank. I'm like, did we have to ask this on the questionnaire? Do you speak English? I thought that was a given.

There have been nights that have been very frustrating. But that's the great thing about stand-up to me is that Tomorrow is a brand new day. This is where I was saying to my brother after the Super Bowl, if you're Patrick Mahomes, you have to wait all the way till next September to... Ja, das ist ein ganz neuer Tag. Just other entertainment, you don't get that chance the next night.

There have been nights that have been very frustrating. But that's the great thing about stand-up to me is that Tomorrow is a brand new day. This is where I was saying to my brother after the Super Bowl, if you're Patrick Mahomes, you have to wait all the way till next September to... Ja, das ist ein ganz neuer Tag. Just other entertainment, you don't get that chance the next night.

There have been nights that have been very frustrating. But that's the great thing about stand-up to me is that Tomorrow is a brand new day. This is where I was saying to my brother after the Super Bowl, if you're Patrick Mahomes, you have to wait all the way till next September to... Ja, das ist ein ganz neuer Tag. Just other entertainment, you don't get that chance the next night.

Yeah, I like being solo because I feel like it's all on me, whether it's good or bad. That's why I hate improv. Like, I just don't want to rely on other people.

Yeah, I like being solo because I feel like it's all on me, whether it's good or bad. That's why I hate improv. Like, I just don't want to rely on other people.

Yeah, I like being solo because I feel like it's all on me, whether it's good or bad. That's why I hate improv. Like, I just don't want to rely on other people.

Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.

Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.

Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.

I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.

I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.

I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.

Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.

Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.

Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.

Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.

Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.

Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.