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Kathleen Madigan

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306 total appearances

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If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.

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If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.

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If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.

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Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.

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Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.

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Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.

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There's too much, yeah, that's ill-defined. And at this point, thankfully, I make enough money. I don't need that money, so I can just pass, which is great.

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TCB Infomercial: Kathleen Madigan

There's too much, yeah, that's ill-defined. And at this point, thankfully, I make enough money. I don't need that money, so I can just pass, which is great.

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TCB Infomercial: Kathleen Madigan

There's too much, yeah, that's ill-defined. And at this point, thankfully, I make enough money. I don't need that money, so I can just pass, which is great.

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Yeah, the bone. But I was lucky because I was in St. Louis and that was their headquarters back then.

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Yeah, the bone. But I was lucky because I was in St. Louis and that was their headquarters back then.

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Yeah, the bone. But I was lucky because I was in St. Louis and that was their headquarters back then.

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So as soon as I got good enough to be an opening act, they booked me in all the funny bones twice a year. So boom, that's a 30 week. Yeah. I started in 88, like going to open mic nights and stuff. And then in August of 89, I went on the road, like forever. Like I never came back.

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So as soon as I got good enough to be an opening act, they booked me in all the funny bones twice a year. So boom, that's a 30 week. Yeah. I started in 88, like going to open mic nights and stuff. And then in August of 89, I went on the road, like forever. Like I never came back.

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So as soon as I got good enough to be an opening act, they booked me in all the funny bones twice a year. So boom, that's a 30 week. Yeah. I started in 88, like going to open mic nights and stuff. And then in August of 89, I went on the road, like forever. Like I never came back.

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That's why when people go, how long is the tour? I'm like, well, so far, 35 years. I'll let you know. I'll let you know when I put my suitcase away for real and the cat doesn't get mad at me. I'll let you know right now.

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That's why when people go, how long is the tour? I'm like, well, so far, 35 years. I'll let you know. I'll let you know when I put my suitcase away for real and the cat doesn't get mad at me. I'll let you know right now.

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That's why when people go, how long is the tour? I'm like, well, so far, 35 years. I'll let you know. I'll let you know when I put my suitcase away for real and the cat doesn't get mad at me. I'll let you know right now.

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I still love the road. I don't care where it's at. I'll go anywhere. I like to see what's going on. I like to know. I don't care if it's Cedar Falls or Chicago or Minneapolis, wherever. I don't care if it's cold. I don't like the airport part.

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I still love the road. I don't care where it's at. I'll go anywhere. I like to see what's going on. I like to know. I don't care if it's Cedar Falls or Chicago or Minneapolis, wherever. I don't care if it's cold. I don't like the airport part.