Kathleen Madigan

Houston.

You got to wait on that, though.

Don't bet yet.

Wait till it's closer to the time.

All right.

I'll bet you offline and I'll mail it to you.

I'll put it in paper like my grandma would do.

I'll wrap it in a lot of loose leaf paper so you don't have to.

Right, exactly.

They'll look through in the sunlight and they'll see my first communion money.

Fucking thieves.

I have Houston, you have Pittsburgh.

No points.

She goes, oh, here. And roots through her giant purse and goes, take this. And I took it. And about a second later I hear, oh.

She goes, oh, here. And roots through her giant purse and goes, take this. And I took it. And about a second later I hear, oh.

She goes, oh, here. And roots through her giant purse and goes, take this. And I took it. And about a second later I hear, oh.

She goes, did you swallow that? Yep. Sure did. What color was it? I don't know, Mom. I don't know. I didn't look at what color it was. Kathleen, why didn't you look at what color the pill was?

She goes, did you swallow that? Yep. Sure did. What color was it? I don't know, Mom. I don't know. I didn't look at what color it was. Kathleen, why didn't you look at what color the pill was?

She goes, did you swallow that? Yep. Sure did. What color was it? I don't know, Mom. I don't know. I didn't look at what color it was. Kathleen, why didn't you look at what color the pill was?

Wenn du es zu hart denkst, wirst du weglaufen. Du würdest einfach sagen, das ist verrückt. Was machen wir? Ich habe an einem Funny Bone in einem Mall angefangen. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.