Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
You know, like you're speeding down the highway at 95 miles an hour and then the car just explodes. Yeah.
I got one joke that nobody will get. Have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm? No, I've never been to Santa Barbara. That's it. That's all I got. It's material.
A gonorrhea presentation? No, I found the questions in the moderate. Like I went through the sheet and I was like, this is going to be fun. Because the questions that the moderator is going to use are really good.
The Q&A is only 15 minutes, but the moderated discussion is very well composed. So I'm looking forward to it. It's just a long drive. What are we going to do in the car? I'm going to have to finger myself.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Overqualified.
We should also spray some chat DDT on some people. Like what? That's for real.
I mean, I can't tell.
Maybe the dark ages were on to something. Turn the lights off. Turn the wigs around, Dina. Maybe that 1,200.
Rip my face off. Where's that chimp? Get that chimp to just rip my fucking face off.
Oh, you want big little lies.
Oh, shit. I want to share something, too. But maybe I should just shut the fuck up about Meghan Markle. No, let's go for it. OK, OK. So I'm obsessed with Meghan Markle. And, you know, ironically, of course, it's just so diabolical.
I have full body chills. My problem with Meghan Markle is not her. It's this culture around her that allows her to be front and center. That host should be sent to prison. I have chills. Full body chills. I have chills. From emails that you're sending your future children, your children in the future.
The other one was when she was talking about the magic of sprinkling dried flowers over everything. Sometimes you just need a little magic in your life. And the- These bitches want to be Martha Stewart so bad.
Wow.
No. No, and I suffered through a couple of episodes of her Netflix show. The one, the episode with Mindy Kaling is so, it's so challenging to watch. And they basically, they're creating like a princess tea party and there are no children. in the episode at all. So it's these two grown women in this like ridiculously ornate, um, you know, set.
And of course this is all happening in her home, which is not her home. Right. It is just so wild. It's like, it's just so extravagant. It's so useless. It's so like, uh, frivolous, but it's, yeah, it made me appreciate Martha Stewart so much. Martha is an expert.
Yeah.
We're receiving a, a, a person who is editing and directing themselves so fiercely that they're like, I wish I could tell her, just be a princess. Be unrelatable. Be extravagant. Be untouchable. Because essentially, that's the life you're living. This extremely wealthy, privileged life. Princess. Right. Duchess of Sussex, whatever. But she's trying so hard to be a normal person. Right.
And I just wanted to connect to some magic. You know, it's giving Reiki. Yeah. It's very one of the LA. Without any of the mystery. Without any of the mystery. Because it's all like just, it's all very real stuff. You know, I take some dried flower petals and I sprinkle them over everything just to add a little magic.
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