Katya
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2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
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I can't even. You know, I was really good while I was there. And as soon as I left, it was like. It was like I men in blacked my accent. Now I can't do it again. I rewatched the Nicole ad for our show and I was like, what accent was I trying to emulate there? Moira Rose? Something like that. From a Chippepean tribe. Okay, but tell me the highlights of Australia. Well, sold out every city.
I was very fortunate. You know, I'm just going to be honest. We don't make the same kind of money traveling because it costs so much more to travel. You know this. When we did Trixie and Katya live. Oh, I thought you were saying you make a lot more money than me. No, of course I do. But in Europe and Australia, remember gross, we make less money. Yes, yes, yes.
Because it costs so much more for us all to be there. Absolutely. You know, the taxes, plus you have to pay taxes in that country. It's a whole thing. Yes. So I was really happy it sold out. It was kind of like getting eight, six or eight paid rehearsals. Six shows, I think. It's like getting to do paid rehearsals. Why do you say that?
Because we hadn't debuted those numbers, the choreography, the set. You did numbers. There's different looks in the show. Plus, I saw that number, girl. Those moves were tight. Mary, I know those songs. I know those. Let me tell you something. I may not be the best dancer, but I know the song. Yeah, yeah.
That was clear. So in the show, there's three numbers. There's three costume changes. Plus, I DJ the full 90. How's the heat? Honey, do you know what a heat rash is? Oh, do I ever? I've never gotten one. Got it in Australia. What would you say to a heat rash? My butt looked like boba and feta. That's where Miss Gold Bond. Gold Bond comes into the play. I,
I was putting aloe on my butt and sleeping on my stomach because I got heat rash from the heat. The first night was outdoors in Perth. It was at a place called the courtyard and it was nice and cold. Not one drop of sweat. I told Brandon backstage, I was getting ready for supermodel, the last number. And I was like, what's wrong?
I was like, you know, in a movie when like they fire a bunch of bullets and everybody drops dead. And the one person is like, oh my God, that was me. I couldn't believe I wasn't sweating the first night. I was like, I know that was me in Germany. Great girl. I was like, what is this feeling? What is this sensation? Germany's greatest success was the air conditioning in Hamburg only outside. Yes.
That's called outside in the winter. Okay. So, but then, but then things took a turn. Things got Melbourne was, uh, I was almost crying trying to reapply makeup backstage. It was so hot. I was Tanya Harding, like crying, putting the blush on. Cause I walked backstage to change for work at my like physical fitness section. The entire, this diamond shape of the founding gone. The nose is gone.
The contour, all of it is gone. Mama, you need to get in one of these gals. Honestly, completely gone. And I, I'm starting to do this with my boys. They're fucking coming back to Cursing everyone who works for us, everyone who's ever worked for us, people who don't even work for us anymore. Yeah, people who are dead, long dead. And fuck that bitch. Yeah. It was so hot.
And I started to get so mad because I'm like, I'm in my third year of doing this. Mm-hmm. Let's just say, I mean, I'll be transparent. Me, everybody involved in the tour, we had a gorgeous, I gave them basically a gorgeous PowerPoint of like. What's the tea? Like this was the roses and the thorns. The show went so well, the rose of the trip. The show went well, the audiences had fun.
Everybody wins. The thorn was when the heat is so oppressive. And you know, I'm not, I have to wear a corset. And you're not a sweater though. I mean, you're not a big sweater. So when I'm sweating. That's hot. You're dead. Oh yeah, long dead. It was so hot that I was like, you guys, I hate to be a hater, but Melbourne and Sydney, it was so hot that I couldn't enjoy it.
Well, what is the audience going through? Probably the same thing. That's the thing. It was just so hot. And it was summer in Australia. So I don't know what I'm complaining about. I go to a tropical weather in the summer. You went to a first world country, an industrialized nation, who I believe has access to electricity through which you can have air conditioning. Yeah.
And I also understand it's nightclubs. Nightclubs are hot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shut it down.
But I would say of the six shows, three of them were very well air conditioned. I barely sweat. So I'm like, it is possible. I know it's possible. So when it flops, it's a big, big flop. Yeah. But honestly, the tour went great. If you can see it in America, we still have some cities available. We're selling out. But please come. Are you doing numbers? Are you doing numbers? Oh, yeah.
Numbers, this gorgeous dancer, Zojay, who's like a supermodel who happens to be a perfect dancer. And then Tom Feeney, who's, I don't know, it's like Superman on stage. Yeah, I don't know. It's an amazing mover. And I love the numbers and I love doing the show. And even though I was...
I'm in this like physical fitness headband with like sweat band with, and I, I was so sweaty that I was like, I guess at least I'm like in character buckets coming off. You need to do a sauna number. Yeah. Well, you know what? I have a suggestion. This might be kind of interesting. What about a, I'm now hear me out. Fuck him. No, no. What about an eye mask? For the moments where- For like sleep?
No, no, no. For performing where you can keep your mouth in your lower, because you can do that. Do you think we need to give, you think we need to give Texas chainsaw mask or leather face? That's not where my mind went, but I'm into that. Okay, imagine the cuntest, all rhinestone. You do the Batman eyes underneath, right? You do like whatever, a white or black. You know what I'm talking about?
Are you saying that I have Batman eyes that are whatever, black and white? You make a masquerade Trixie fantasy mask. Sure. And then you just do underneath because you know the makeup is not going to stay. The integrity is not going to, the shapes aren't going to hold. I mean, a lot of it- I think that could be cunty. A lot of it did hold up. I mean, this was directly after a show.
I retouched this a little bit. Well, I want to- So what are you complaining about?
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