Katya
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first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
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So she comes up and she wants to play with us. And, um, she thinks I'm going easy on her. She's like, I think you're being nice to me. And then she gets really close to me. She gets this close to my face and she goes, you think I'm a nice girl? And I go, I'm like, Not just that, but like she want to fuck you. We're in a Los Angeles themed bar playing pool at 4 p.m. I'm clearly gay.
Well, you're on the pills or something. I don't think it's clear. Sorry. Sorry to this man. Oh, I had a bra on. I'm just kidding. I had a bra on. I had a bra over my blouse. It was so crazy. I was just like, I don't know what... I don't know what to say. Did you fuck her? No, she just got drunk enough that she kind of forgot she was playing with us and slithered away. And I was like, thank God.
Because I'm not... Lonely bar flies at 4 p.m. at Silver Lake themed bars in Australia. Yeah, I just... I don't get down like that. And then I also noticed the gay people there are dressing very wild. Everybody has this... Australian mullet? What's the haircut? Okay, yeah. Because that's the thing that, that's the hairstyles that go, they have lives and trends way beyond America.
They don't, we don't see that. Yeah. You know what I mean? In the UK, the men have that haircut. You know what I'm talking about? Europe too. Like lots of different hairstyles. They've never even touched the US soil. Australia, they got that mullet right now. How do you feel about that mullet? Who's it flattering?
Unless you are drop dead gorgeous, it's sort of like when some people are like, should I wear crazy hats? It's like, okay, Margot Robbie can wear a crazy hat. You look crazy. You look crazy and ugly. So you need to balance it with a cute hat. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because sometimes I think really hot people will get like fucked up bangs just to prove how they can do it.
I was just going to say, I'm going to have turf bangs tomorrow and then maybe like pull out one of my teeth. Yes. But the gay people over there have two settings. Queer people, everyone. They either look little baby slut princess or van life. What is van life? They look like they have unhoused individuals.
Like earthy Patagonia. Oh, I understand. You know, van life. Hikers? Yeah. Living off the grid TikTokers.
Outdoorsy types.
Which is very hot on anyone. Hot on girls, hot on men. I think it's a hot look. Or people had like baby slut princess looks. Even the boys? Yes, just a lot of glitter and short, weird haircuts and a lot of clunky jewelry. Good for them, though. I mean, I'm not the peak of fashion. I understand that. Any goth people? Any goth sightings? Not really. I didn't see any goths.
But also, how do you be a goth in the Australian heat? Well, I mean, black umbrellas? Stay inside. Also, you're not going to see them. And they're not going to come to the Pink Disco. They're not going to wear pink. Somebody came to the meet and greet. There was a goth, one goth. I saw a complete goth and he had pink contact lenses. He was like, this is all I'm going to do. That's so adorable.
That's adorable. That's adorable. I forgot to tell you that after at the, at the Maccas, the, the Huffers called me a poof. That's a badge or a bingo card moment. This is a life milestone. 10 year old huffing, glooping, like, and I was like, I'm sitting there in my bucket hat looking like Jennifer Lopez. Like, what the fuck did I do to you, kid? Sipping your Diet Coke out of your rhinestone cup.
And I saw cops now. I almost went to the cops and stitched on the kids. Looking like Jennifer Lopez.
And we're back. Okay, Mary, I have so many things to tell you. But first, I want to talk about Mad Men, very briefly. Okay. Have you seen it? No, you asked me yesterday. Oh, okay. Because the whole time, this parade of fashion in the 60s office world, the hairstyles, the jewelry, the outfits, the looks from top to bottom are so up your alley. They're wedged right up your alley.
Your alley is stuffed with these looks. That's the program that made everybody horny for Jon Hamm. Oh, yeah, mama. But everybody's fired. Kieran and Shipka. Okay. She's Sally the daughter. I have seen some clips of it. Yeah. Joan. Because one time I did a Truvada commercial that was a spoof on that. Oh, fab. So I played. Were you Christina Hendricks with the red, with the.
No, I played like grownup Sally Draper and I was pitching like an ad and it was all sixties vibes with Jack Plotnick. You know him? No. It was fun. But everybody, this show is like, it's a, everybody is at the top of their game. So beautiful. So fabulous. Um, but let me tell you what you don't want to, um, do while you're watching Mad Men. What? Quit smoking. Oh, cause they're just smoking.
Every single person in the, there is not a scene where somebody doesn't have a cigarette. I think Sally starts smoking in the fourth grade. Like, I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. People smoke on planes back then too, huh? They're smoking in the, the doctor's delivering babies with a cigarette hanging out. The baby comes out with a cigarette. Yeah. Yes.
So I'm like, I'm like, on the one hand, I'm so enjoying this. And on the other, I'm like, why am I torturing myself? Because guess what? You fucking bitch. What? You hoe. You Jennifer Lopez lookalike. What? I haven't been smoking cigarettes. And it's for, actually, I swear to God, there have been days where I've had one, two, today, zero. Yesterday, maybe one.
I was going to say, I saw you last time we filmed outside smoking.
Last time I had, that was two that day. It was a bad day. That was a bad day for you. Bad day. Very bad day. But only two. Progress. Mary, 25 to two, that's a pretty good differential. You used to smoke 25 cigarettes a day? Sweetie, I could do 30. Who are you talking about? If I'm on a roll on the phone, it's just one after the other. Oh yeah. That's why you're so tired. You are busy.
I heard you want to go on vacation in Europe. And I literally said vacation from what? No, if it's not a vacation, it's a trip. I don't know why they said vacation. I'm like, like, you know, my life is vacation. I got to go to work anyway. Anyways. So that, so I swear to God, I don't like, it's impressive. 25 cigarettes is impressive in a really dark way. Oh yeah.
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