Katya
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2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He smoked American spirit yellows like they were going out of style. Yeah, but you're like that woman from Beetlejuice with the neck. Juno. Juno, your caseworker. Yes. Totally. And I don't want to be like her, Miss Monstro Eliza Suey in the corner. Oh, I know. You know, because that's going to be my insides. Well, you know, when you stop smoking, a lot of the damage, this is proven, can rewind.
Yes. And it's amazing how— For you, it's going to take more than a couple days. I know. But food tastes better. Food? It affects the way food tastes wildly. See, that's where my fat ass would draw the line. Because, oh my God, it's crazy. And if you don't have a cigarette for a week, let's say, and then you smoke, that cigarette tastes like boo-boo nasty. And you're like, why do I do this? Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very wild, but again, don't watch Mad Men. That's the only thing I can say. Stay off of Mad Men. If you're trying to quit drinking, good luck. Go to Macca's and huff some glue. Honestly, they were very martini centric, strong drinks from not like from the morning till night, just liquor, straight liquor all the time at work. It's crazy. I'm very proud of you.
Thank you very much. I wonder. Shout out to the X program. I wish my sister would quit vaping. I wonder if I can get her this and be like, if I get you this, will you get into this? Say it's like. She just needs a gentle push. Say it's like X-rated. It's like give her like some kind of tantalizing. Get in the X program. It's for X-rated smoking quitter. I'll tell her she's going to a pole class.
There you go. That'll get her excited. Just kidding. She doesn't watch this. Okay. Well, what, how, how do the kids at home do it? How do they get involved as a website? All you got to do is you, what you text join Katya to what? Eight, eight, seven Oh nine. And then, um, get on the, get on the join Katya. Yeah, baby. I love that. It's like, it's like in fabric. Join us. Yeah, it's country.
It's actually is. And it's the you know, it's the truth initiative, which is not like, you know, it's not like the fucking Sackler family's trying to make a buck off of this. It's like legit. And people are trying to just want they want people to not die. Yeah. I mean, that's country. You've been going through some economic turmoil. How dare you?
It would have been harder to have sympathy for you if you were smoking it all away. Think of the money you're saving. Mama, my cigarettes are 10, 11, 12 bucks a pack. Do you know what I'm doing? I'm too cheap for that. I'd be stealing. I don't know what I'd do. I couldn't, $12 a pack? I know. Can you go a pack a day?
Sweetie, when I was living in Boston in the abject poverty, I would get them from Russia, $2 a pack, $10, like $12 a carton or whatever. So if there's, what is 12 times 30? $360 a month. Oh, baby. Times 12 months. And factor in some lighters. That's a car payment.
And lighters. Yeah. And no tea. We've worked together where I've seen you send like an assistant just to buy cigarettes. And I've been like. That's, this is the thing. This is the pitiful and incomprehensible moral degradation. If you've ever watched Regarding Henry, he goes out for cigarettes in the middle of the night. He gets shot.
No, like, I mean, it's like, but if he hadn't been a smoker, he wouldn't have had to leave the house in the middle of the night to go get cigarettes. You know what I mean? I've been in that. I mean, I haven't been shot, but I've been in that situation where I get home to the hotel. Right. After the show, I look, I open my cigarette pack, none in there. It's like, that doesn't happen anymore.
The pack's always empty. Yeah. You still open it, though, just to look. I have cigarettes on me. They just haven't been smoked. That's crazy. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah, it's cool weird. I mean, it's wild. It also kind of exits the comedy of people like, I'm quitting tomorrow. Yes. There's sort of a failure in saying you're going to quit. People who smoke and say, I should quit.
That is always puzzling to me. Yeah. But also, I'm taking the pressure off myself where it's like, it's not all or nothing. If I have a fucking cigarette tonight, I'm not going to kill myself. One is better than 20. Zero is preferred. But you know what I mean? Yeah. So like, I'm not like counting days, but it's like, it's been really dramatically great.
Girl, I'm going to cut your chest open and right wash me on your lungs. Like a dirty car. So, I mean, basically, in a nutshell, what people can get is they get encouraging texts, which I've actually found helpful. In the beginning, I was, like, annoyed. But now I find them helpful. I'm going to start sending you my own version of truth text. $50 trillion, you fucking bitch. Hey, Baldy.
You can go online and find support totally free anywhere 24-7 in the United States. I mean, honestly, like, think about that regarding Henry moment. middle of the night, 2 a.m., you're running out of cigarettes, you don't have to go to the convenience store, you log on. You log on and get some sympathy. I'm in just as much danger when I'm high in Australia and I want to get some snakes alive.
Some what? Snakes alive. What's that? Those gummy worms they have.
Snakes alive. Mary, okay. She died doing what she loved, buying candy at that fucking big bitch. Buying candy at 2 a.m. Girl. High as hell going to the cheeky 7-Eleven in Australia. Looking like Jennifer Lopez. Looking like Jennifer Lopez. She had her bucket hat on. She was so happy. I thought you were going to say those Huffers had, they brought their own big cups and piston them.
I don't like, I also get, I got, I'm sad to think of you smoking in sixth grade because seeing kids huffing, not that huffing is the same as cigarettes. Seeing kids doing it was so sad. Yeah. Maybe it just took the wind out of my sails at Macca's cheeky Macca's. And dude, I think, dude, I've never called you that before. Um, I think like, I think smoking's coming back. And it is.
Do you know how a few years ago it was, you really stopped seeing smoking. Well, it's kind of like low rise genes. Like as soon as it's gone, it comes back. But it really is back. And I think it's because this end time energy or whatever. A hundred percent. Um, so anyways, I'm very proud of you. Thank you very much. And shout out to the X program. The X program sounds great.
It makes me want to start smoking just to quit. Do it.
It's not true. The ultimate quit is to not start. But the second best thing is to quit. That should be the slogan. Come on. I do. I miss a time of, I fantasize about a time before PowerPoints or Zooms where people had giant pieces of cardboard to give presentations. We'll get into this. You're going to love this. So they're marketing the slideshow apparatus. Just smoking.
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