Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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She's like, she's like, I heard that in Sydney, they're going to make a start with the locomotion. And these Aussies just start, they start pissing out of their ass. Cause this is their single ladies. Pissing, pissing out of their eyeballs. Yeah. And seeing Kylie in Sydney on Mardi Gras sold out stadium. It was thrilling. That's the way to do it.
And she sits down and she sings a song from her disco record. And she says, I always imagined singing this song for all of you. And this album came out when COVID happened. And I,
I never got to like live my dream I forget the song but it was a ballad and she sits and the guy's playing the guitar and she's singing and it's so intimate and she's so gorgeous and the camera work the people running around with the cameras make every seat the best seat in the house I could see her face and her voice and her eyes and she's singing this song like it's just this is what she's made to do and a disco ball comes down while she's singing and starts spinning and confetti falls I start crying like my mom died
I start crying like my mother's dead. Like I'm looking at her dead body. Like the doctor walks in and says, we did everything we could to save her life and your mother's dead. And in fact, your whole family died too. Yeah. I'm Sarah Palms. You're Claire Danes in Homeland. Yes. It was such a good concert. It was so beautiful. And I thank you to Rimmel for getting me the tickets. Thank you, Rimmel.
Pouring out for Rimmel. What did you see? Mary Svetlana Sergeyevna Labada, and let me tell you one thing. Ask me if there was a yellow suit in attendance. Was there a big yellow suit? Absolutely the fuck not. She took the note. Do you think she heard about you hitting her suit? Yes, I do believe she has. Let me tell you something. So got tickets to go.
And now I went with my friend Michi, who had gone to the other concert when she was in L.A. that I couldn't go to because I had to go to the funny farm. But, you know, that was a kind of a flop concert. Turns out she was hours late. Not a great show. You could have busted on the funny farm to see her.
I know, but I was so... Somebody at Cell Pink Disco said they left the hospital to come to the disco and they were going back to the hospital afterward. Music saves lives. There you go. I said, thank you. A DJ saved my life tonight. Hello. There was a friend with her pushing her chair. And I said, are you the friend who broke her out? The friend was like, God is a DJ. Life is a dance floor.
Love it. So the looks were gorge. I saw on your story. I was worried. I was worried about the following. A, the venue. B, our general admission tickets. That means standing. Grandma gets cranky. And C, I was really worried. It's like, if that bitch is three hours late, I swear to fucking God. So we roll up. Showtime is eight o'clock. That's what they say on the tickets. 7.45, we're there.
Someone from the staff said, Katya brings us right up to a fucking balcony, bitch. Thank God. Right up to a balcony, all to ourselves. It helps to be a pretend Russian. I was like, holy shit. I was like, and she just, we never would have seen.
I know. Katya, Labrador's asking for you. And then she grabs your hand and just starts French kissing you right on the pussy. She pulls down my pants and my panties. So we're up at the box. She untucks your cock. She takes the cage off it. And you guys start playing. With your gear. Okay, so you had great, was this the balcony better seats? Oh, yes. Well, seats being the operative word. Horny.
Horny for seats. But guess what? That hoe was prompt and professional. And she sure did have her whores come on stage around 8.05 or whatever. And that bitch had choreo. She had outfit changes. She talked a lot, played all the hits. My little grainy ass hardly hit the seat because I was screaming every fucking word, sweating my life away. I was like doing this. She would do this leg thing.
I was doing the leg thing. You were tuning in like a Simon Says situation. I was gooned. You were Amy Poehler in Mean Girls. You were like, oh my God, so embarrassing. And I was like, I was just, I had the time of my life. I loved it.
And like you said with the video, they had, they videotaped her so well that like all around you could see her gorgeous fucking face, her fabulous wiggy wig and her- The full wig? Yeah. She did a banged wig. Yeah. Okay. It's very wiggy. I love it. I feel like for the pop stars, there's three settings. It's either pretty much their real hair, which Kylie just had the under pieces.
You could tell she had some magic, but it was her real part, her real bangs. The Erika Jayne, which is hair snatched back with just hair pinned to it. Sure. Which is a little draggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the full wig. And then she, it's funny because she and I share a movement vocabulary, which is wiggle, wiggle, shimmy, shimmy, point, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. and then freak out.
And she did the freak out and I lived. There was like strobes, everything. And she sounded actually great. This is really different than your Florida experience. It was, I received, it was like God said, you know what? You suffered so much. And you spent so much. Right. And, and, and for that, we are going to reward you about four years later. And that show was cunt. Good for you.
All the choreo was on point. There were no costume malfunctions. The girls were sickening. She came out with a pimp can at one point. She had this, um, one point she had this giant white fur coat with like a rhinestone bikini underneath, just like nasty, nasty, put some clothes on. And, um, yeah. I knew every single fucking word to every song and I shouted it until I was hoarse. She did.
Listen, all due respect, not a powerhouse vocalist. Who cares? But she sang live to my... And I was really worried about that. She sounded great. She's a person who I feel like she does everything in her power to be the healthiest, prettiest, best version of herself. You know... I'm not a hater. I don't need to go to things and talk about what they weren't good at. Right. Right.
Yeah. Right. Like when we were growing up and there was conversations about like Britney Spears singing or conversations about, I don't know, so-and-so's dancing. It's like, well, I know what they're good at and I'm here for it. Yeah. I'm not here to ruminate on what I think should be better. Right. That's hater energy. Yeah, exactly.
Especially if you're holding them to an unrealistic expectation. That Miami show, however, I'm telling you was a real letdown because I know what she's capable of. And this was she's capable of so many costume changes. She was. Did you get to meet her? So that was the thing. I was in touch. You ran backstage and they carried you out in handcuffs.
No, her publicist who lives in Europe got me the tickets, reached out on Instagram. So I was like, oh, so this is how I'm going to get in there. But her publicist was in Europe at the time. We waited. We waited outside forever, forever, forever. Like we felt, I felt stupid. I felt a little lame. You were at the stage door. You were going to run up to her. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I was, I was, I was.
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