Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Covering the deck. A tarp with a tent. Fixed with what? Uh. Duck tape? Yeah, let's do that. To stucco? Sure. To stucco? I didn't stick, did I? Mary? The whole building came down. Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't need to tell you that that's not gonna work. Right. Get Bob Vila down here. Ten minutes into the whole thing, I go and check on it. All down. Collapsed. Pools. Pools of... Blood. Yes.
And I'm like, I'm like, fierce. You know what? That's fierce. Slay.
Wait, before you do that, I have to reiterate. I really do. For all you drivers out there, if you are number one in line for that green left turn, you better be off your phone. You better be gooned. You better be ready. You better be gooned, because you have one eye on the other lights. Yellow, that's the signal. Du siehst das? Manchmal sind es nur fünf Sekunden.
Du hast zehn Autos, die nach links gehen müssen. Rush-Hour. Du hast eine Verantwortung zu deinen Mitgliedern.
I don't even care about the voting. Just get that green arrow.
You better be on point and alert for your fellow drivers.
Okay.
Maybe a Reiki experience kind of thing. Kabbalah spiritual mother vibes.
Nein. Hast du je einen Brock Juric gesehen? Sie gehen unter seine fucking Rippen. Er schreit. Was? Oh yeah, it's wild. Wild shit going on over there.
It sucks. How about this one? Light-handed, not only light-handed, jewelry and nails. Well, there you go. Polen. Cynthia Rebo, schredding you. Mama, basically a granny with fucking rings and acrylics on, doing massage in Poland.
Any CMT, certified massage therapist, should be able to provide a full range of pressure. Sie müssen starke Hände haben. Das ist ihr Job. Ich habe gesagt, ich will wirklich fest sein.
I don't give a shit about the robe. The humidifier and all the tinkly music and stuff. Back a car over me.
Put me in the parking lot and drive over me like the Amazon truck.
I'll probably have diarrhea today. I love that. I don't know about alcohol. Listen, I don't want to tell anybody to do nothing, but it's a poison.
Oh yeah, when's the last time you got penetrated? Oh my gosh, I can't even remember. I jacked off with somebody the other day though. Ich dachte, das war lustig. Hatten sie es? Sie haben es. Okay, gut. In der Tat, es wurde vor dem Start verabschiedet. Verabschiedung ist einfach lustig. Ja, und weißt du was? Was aber passiert ist, ist, dass ich ein bisschen faggig geworden bin.
Und dann, weil manchmal habe ich einfach nicht so einen großen Sexstreik gerade. Richtig. Und das wird gross werden. Entschuldige, das ist TMI. Ich habe keine Orgasm in über zwei Wochen. Oder drei, glaube ich. Es ist seltsam.
Ich weiß nicht, ob wir... Ich habe einen Penis.
Miss White Leotard.
Du wirst wütend, aber wenn du den Sex machst, wirst du kranker. Du wirst riskieren, das Dick zu zocken und dann aufhören.
I'm so pale.
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