Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You're on air. Today's snow is crippling much of the Washington lowland. Say their final goodbyes to this fallen Louisville police officer, D.D. Mega-Doo-Doo. Oh, that one! D.D.
Be so for real. D.D. Mega-Doo-Doo.
Mega-Doo-Doo. Deirdre mengers something. Deirdre. And the worst part is, it's a fallen...
This brave woman whose name I can't pronounce. Producer, may I have her name? You can even do that. And let me tell you this, bitch.
Her name was Didi Megadudu.
I mean, live reporting is, I mean, can you imagine? Live TV?
Und auch, ja, Didi-Mega-Dudu. Didi-Mega-Dudu. Es ist wie Didi-Mega-Du-Dont. Sag nur das Mädchen. Deirdre. Es ist ein schreckliches Name. Deirdre. Hey, Baby, was denkst du über unsere Tochter? Kelly oder Simone oder Natalie? Deirdre. Deirdre. Was für ein schreckliches Name. Ich weiß. It might as well be Didi's Better. A name that is only going to get nicknamed. Do you know what I mean?
It's like, why do you do that? Why do you force the, like, I don't get that. What is that?
I'm mad as hell. And you know what the worst thing is, is when you have no one to blame but yourself.
I can't do that, though. Because I can't... I'm not capable of lying that much. You know what I mean? It's like, well, if you're going to scream about it, you have to examine it. And if you examine it, then you realize it's you, bitch.
No, this is like, this is the opposite thing. It's like, I know it's bad because I know it's me because I know I did it. Right. And then it makes it worse. It's the black mold. It's the black mold. It's the black diarrhea. I got fucking food poisoning the other day to add insult to injury. What got you?
Ralph's. Okay. Did not wash them. Did not wash them berries. You didn't wash them. Did not wash them berries. And ate a whole thing of them. They were so delicious. Right. I could not believe how delicious they were. I was like, this is too good to be true. What's that extra flavor? Feces. It's E. coli. Disease. Yeah. E. coli in the berries. And then what did she do?
Oh, she blew ass for like 15 minutes straight. Then she went to puking. Oh, she went to puking. Oh, she went to retching and hollering and screaming and sweating and screaming and clutching and retching and vomiting and puking. And every single thing that went into her little teenage body was up in that toilet. Well, have you had food poisoning before? Girl, can I tell you something? It sucks.
It was, yeah. And you said, you just, you're just saying that you would never, you would not wish this upon your worst enemy. I 100% agree.
The puking is awful. I didn't, I got, I didn't, I didn't get much of the end, that the poopy end. I got all the, the, The puking.
We don't need puking. I don't need more burst blood vessels in my life.
I would go from that's weird to like, I was very confused about it because I woke up at three in the morning and I was like, Oh God, I feel so weird. Ooh, I feel so weird. I felt like that. Um, it's like, you know, when you start to salivate and you're going to throw, it's like your body's prepping to throw up. Sure. I was like, Oh God, this is weird. This is weird.
Cause I haven't thrown up in forever. I never get sick that way. Like stomach sick or whatever. Uh huh. Cause I don't drink. Right. I mean, and so like, I never, I don't, the vomiting thing is like really not a part of my lifestyle. Anyways, the, Oh my God, it was horrible. It was horrible. And then for, it didn't eat anything for a day and a half. You get the rental. Yes. You have a rental now.
No, I was in my gutted fucking piece of shit condo. So you're puking in the bathroom with the gutted walls and no shower? Yeah, no shower. And I had, thank God for Andrew because he was like, he took me from, I barfed all over the rental. And then I found the welcome, one of the bath mats that today, it was covered in fucking blueberry puke. Disgusting. Oh, that's a very colorful puke.
It was purple and blue and so staney. So staney. Blueberry's staney. Yeah. Oh my God, it was horrible. But what about the antioxidants? But the thing is, I can't tell you how delicious these blueberries were. They were good. Would you do it all over again? No. I went to the fridge and I saw I had another case of them. I was like, don't do it, Jackie. Yeah.
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