Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Could you imagine if I did it and then did it over again?
But so, okay. Well, I'm never going to eat blueberries again in my life. Right. That's just it. And I don't think I'm ever going to eat food from the grocery store either. How long did it go on for? The puking and the pain went on for 24 hours and then was followed by the most bizarre window of non-living. A day and a half of nothing. You lose a day.
I didn't even know who I was, where I was, or what I was doing because I wasn't eating, I wasn't drinking, and I wasn't moving. Won't pick up the phone. I was literally just like this. Yeah, I know. I was the dad of strangers in Canada.
Everything's too much. I couldn't go up and down the stairs. I was going to like get hot. I get freezing. So like I'm sweating in three layers of clothes and I'm just like literally Gwyneth Paltrow in contagion the whole time. Day and a half. Didn't go to the bathroom. Didn't go to the bathroom. Wait a minute. Didn't go to the bathroom. No fluids coming in or out. Nothing. Did you poop? No.
I haven't gone big potty in quite a while. Dang. Day and a half, nothing, nothing. Literally just coming out of the fog right now, like.
It sucks. It's horrible. I hope nobody has to do it. I hope I'm the last person on earth who ever has to do it.
And it was. I swear to God, it was distended. Distended and hugely bloated. And I was like this.
moaning yeah oh andrew's driving me back to my he's driving you yeah i wouldn't let somebody see me if i was that sick oh no no it was it was it was like i was like you have to help me i was like help me help me and he was so nice and he drove me from the thing to the thing and i was the whole time i was like how am i not gonna puke how am i not gonna puke and i was like uh right uh
Then why are you going on rides?
Well, I watched The Final Destination. With the roller coaster? Yeah. Yeah. Had to. Had to. You never seen it? No, I never. I watched all of them on YouTube because I don't like any of the story. I just went all to death.
That's what they said in the movie.
I always factor in that, like, people say, oh, well, yeah, well, it's like, well, then I won't go. There's either that or nothing.
It's a stroller park. It is. Four of them. You know, you ever seen the four? Oh, yeah. I'm laid across. I got two twins.
Why would you be going like that? Why would you be going ass first?
Oh, fierce.
I like the Jurassic Park one because the dinosaurs are really fucking scary. Yeah, that's scary. They were scary.
It's like multiple rides. Multiple rides within a ride. That's crazy to me. I was like, I feel like that's like, I'm going to go to the grocery store and bag my own groceries.
Yeah, you got to move. You got to get up and move. I don't get to, when I get into a ride, you know what I do? I get to sit down and be scared shitless.
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