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Kelsey (wedding guest — bride)

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168 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It was going to be crazy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

kind of this more casual wedding before the wedding.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

We went like all out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

We got a band and we'd open bar and we got food for everyone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So at the rehearsal, we ate around seven and then the welcome party started at eight.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So everybody starts coming in and right at eight, I'm standing with my best friend Yavra and I'm like, Yavra, I feel a little funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

She was like, okay, well, it's like a little hot in here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It's like overwhelming.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

There's so many people.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Let's go out into the parking lot and get some fresh air.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So I'm like, okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

We get out to the parking lot and I'm like, Yavra, do I look weird to you?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And she's like, no, you look great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

But immediately I had a pit in my stomach.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I knew exactly what was happening.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I sprint into the restaurant, into the bathroom, and look in the mirror.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And I have this, like, dime-sized swelling in the corner of my right eye.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And I'm just looking at it grow and grow and grow until my whole face within, like, seconds is swollen shut.