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Kelsey (wedding guest — bride)

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168 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I have like a severe peanut allergy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

This restaurant swears up and down that they don't have any peanuts in house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

They don't carry any peanut products, but this is the only thing I'm allergic to.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And it always happens like an hour after I ingest it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It was like German beer garden foods.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It was like kielbasa.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I think the thing that did me in was there was a salad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It was a peach and goat cheese salad or something, but it had like crunchy chickpeas on top that were fried.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

My gut tells me that's what it was.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So I'm in full anaphylactic shock now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

My throat is closing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I can't breathe out of my nose.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I can't swallow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And my face, the only way I can describe it is I look like Will Smith in that movie Hitch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

yeah he has an allergic reaction that's exactly what i look like oh no insane so i run outside to my mom and my fiance and my brother and sister come over i'm like hiding between two cars i'm mortified in that moment i cried harder than i've ever cried in my entire life i was having a full-blown panic attack and anaphylactic shock at the same time now i don't want to victim shame you but i gotta ask a question i hate when people always ask me this because i was allergic to bee stings but did you have an epi pen i

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

The only thing I will say is I always do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It was just my rehearsal dinner.