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Kelsey (wedding guest — bride)

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168 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I had nothing really with me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Not my normal purse.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Trenton and I have to like rush off to the hospital.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

They give me epinephrine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And then whenever they do that, they want to like observe you for eight hours, make sure you don't have any adverse reactions.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So that would bring me to 5 a.m.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

the morning of my wedding, laying in the hospital.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I kind of like accept defeat for a while.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

We're laying there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I'm in like my big white dress from the rehearsal dinner.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Everyone's at the party having a great time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

And finally, like 1245, I'm like, what am I doing here?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I ring the nurse's bell and I'm like, am I being detained?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I'm going to go now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I'm going to walk.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

out the front door so we get home at like 1 30 so it's not too too bad but it's not like ideal missed the whole party and so the morning of my wedding i wake up first thing i do is open the camera on my phone i look at myself and the swelling has just gotten so much worse what i slept

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Because you're like laying down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I looked like an absolute monster out of a movie.