Kenny Malone

An elaborate ongoing hoax.

We wanted to believe in the 80s and 90s.

And look, maybe we're just grasping for logic inside this wild exploding kittens process.

But if the core customers walking into Big Box are millennials, we could do worse than picking a theme and a name that might cut to their 80s and 90s hearts.

Okay, so here's what we in Exploding Kittens are thinking.

Erica?

Listening back, it does sound a little like Jamie hates this idea, but her face does not say that.

She seems unsure, not hateful.

Just, like, let me process this.

She's a thinker.

Let me do this again.

It's very cute.

It's very cute.

Yes.

In fact, Exploding Kittens had mocked up some cover art.

So picture a vending machine and jammed inside, pressed up against the glass, is a very sweet, very cute Sasquatch.

And if I may add one hard data point, my nephew is very into Sasquatch, Sasquatch gifts for Christmas, and I do consider him a five-year-old trendsetter.

Yeah, sure, sure, yeah.

Okay, so on a scale of sure thing to don't call it that, where are you on sell me a Sasquatch?

Off mic there, you can hear Kelly Vopolek from Exploding Kittens weigh in.