Kristen Schaal
speaker
730 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 21 Jun
Kristen Schaal’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 1.
Appearances
Oh Mann, da geht der Markt für meine Michelle Bachmann. Ich habe ein Auge auf deine Vagina-Kondome.
Well, John, now I'm torn. On one hand, Governor Perry is taking care of Texas vaginas, but he did it with a government mandate to force it on young girls. It's like he's trying to turn Texas into some kind of punani state. Michelle Bachmann, on the other hand, is arguing for a woman's right to choose, but only if that choice is getting cancer.
The truth is, neither one is the strong pro-vag candidate women are looking for. But you know who I feel the worst for? The children.
Well, that. But also because they'll never get to play with my Michelle Bachmann big mouth Billy vagina. Take me to the clinic.
Yes, and I have 10,000 of them in my garage. If they all go off at once, it's a nightmare. It'll be very loud.
Paramount Podcasts
I didn't see anything.
Democrats, I have to urge you, do not under any circumstances pick a candidate too soon. Oh, so you don't think Hillary should drop out? Absolutely not.
Cool it.
That's right. Fight amongst yourselves.
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