Lawrence Schlossman
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Lauren's going to take the Ziploc bag home with her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
What color marker?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I think there's like, we have a 1% women listenership, so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I'm not like a fan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
So this is galaxy gas for your great aunt, which you probably prescribed already.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
So they're both inquisitive fragrances, but one is romance-driven?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I wonder what the price then, the damage on this for getting so little, seemingly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Best bottle, though, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Describe the bottle, please.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
All right. Well, this is definitely a Walmart thing. So I'm going to go 15.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Because Britney Spears has to deal with Walmart, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, dude.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Number four.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Whoa.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yo, dude. You are waiting online to get in the club. This is us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
He still owns NFTs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is a rough one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I might have to tap out. That's really, really heinous. That's not good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's just too much.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yes. Yes, CR7, dude. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
You're missing the operative word, origins.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I mean, you would think that he would just go shirtless, right? But he's wearing a shirt completely unbuttoned with the kind of come hither look that an absolute moron is going to snatch right off the shelf. This is... Look at that expression.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Bay leaf?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
What is this, a soup? Send this perfumier to the Hague, dude. This is terrible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
$68.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
We have a breach.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
See, how do you get it off our fingers?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It lingers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It is like in your spice cabinet or rack where all the spices have been and they all kind of Voltron to be, you know? It's like every, all spices.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It settles in tenderly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, maybe some type of performative accessory, you know? A new hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is the new hat. Ordering a drink that you never order because you're like, this kind of feels right tonight.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, just being normal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Very good. Let's find out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes in the Guy Ritchie movies.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
David Beckham!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No, David Beckham nailed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Instinct.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Rewind the tape.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
And it is a posh smelling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is like his version of Tom Ford cologne branding. Almost like exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I think we're missing the biggest thing. The juxtaposition between David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo just comes down to having taste or no taste. This is a tasteful guy. It's a tasteful fragrance. Cristiano Ronaldo, no taste, f***ing gasoline.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's a deal. That's a deal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's legit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, without it. There's not even close to it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Wetter than Beck's got you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is dirty.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is a little filthy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Smells like shoulder pads.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
How light-skinned is Chris Brown?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Damn. You got your cologne at the hat store?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
To learn how to make hats?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, so we'll have to go to the tape.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Dr. Jill.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Imagine you found out that's how she died, though, right now. I'm like, wait, what? That would be hilarious, right? Sorry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Really nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Is this the romance version?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
These diabolical monsters?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
All right, this is for sure a perfume.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, you can't just be polite.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I mean, they're still correct, probably. This is nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I like it. I like it a lot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
$17.99.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
$26.23.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is aspirational for a certain type of J-Lo head for sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Feed my kids tonight or f***ing smell like J-Lo?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This literally smells like the standard hotel in Miami. Pablo and I were talking about this earlier. This just smells like their lobby scent, which is definitely something way more expensive and better than whatever this is. Soapy to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Soapy. In a bad way?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Are you getting perfume or cologne?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, right? I'm a fan. And if this is cheap enough, straight to cart. Let's open up the bag. I'm really curious about this one. Wow! Why does Will Levis have a fragrance?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
And why is it so good?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yo, they killed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
He's in the commercials, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is incredible. Can you buy this? Or do you get it when you order a jar of helmet?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It smells more like mayonnaise up close. And now that I know that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
What the fuck? Daring? Daring? Creamy and daring?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Wait, really? And that's why they signed him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
The vanilla was there. No. That's the hotel lobby.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
They put their whole into that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This smells generic to me. Like a platonic ideal of perfume.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is what you, yeah, you smell.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Dude, the mayo is better than this. I don't care what comes out of the bag. The mayo is better than this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
What?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Is this going in the gift bag for the ladies? Driven away from my home.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I mean, he was clutch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
If you are a Yankee fan from Staten Island and you buy the Driven cologne and you put that on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
You're going to be disappointed. It's not hitting for power.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Jeez. That's not good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Like Jeets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, jeez. That'll get you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is pink. This is bubblegum. This is Bath and Body Works. This is Jessica Simpson written all over it. Something like that. It's one of those for sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is a Bratz doll. This is no one over the age of 14.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Just nailed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
And I like T-Swiss, but yeah, this is preying on the parents of young girls who don't have the money to spend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Also, no, is this the real... Is this the real bottle?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Cool portmanteau.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It tracks, but... I thought it would, this is, that smelled too low end.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
$17.99.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Wonderstruck!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's crazy town.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Did they deliver it to your house on a private jet? That's bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
And with the least appeal. That is only for little girls.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, I'm getting Vietnam vet for sure. Man. Maybe it'll settle a bit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Let it be known, there is some funk in here. Is this going to be like John Madden or like some old, like Terry Bradshaw?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
You know, something like an old guy. I can see this being Terry Bradshaw.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Almost medicinal. Yeah, this is a guy rolls into your one-horse town. He's got a briefcase full of whatever you need. And this is one of those. Yeah. A polio. Here you go, dog. But it doesn't smell cheap. No, no, no, no. But like home-brewed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Check.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
He's got stories. And his own bottle of whiskey.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, wow. We're going to cut that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
We got got.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's perfect, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I hate how perfect... Made in France?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
We got the cig on the side. This is 2024. This must have been... I thought he was a cig, like a cigarette.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Lawrence, what do you think this costs? Well, based on that reaction.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
So this is $100.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Whoa.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I can't believe it doesn't smell worse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I'm still shook.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I found out that I'm updating my hall pass with my wife to David Beckham.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No. I also found out that I want to try mayonnaise in my coffee. The Will Levis, whatever's happening there, it's pressing all the right buttons for your boy. I don't know. I'm not going to start rooting for the Titans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I mean, he's figured something out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
God damn it. Nose don't lie. Trump got one. God damn it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Okay. That is a fact.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Hugs with men?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Honestly, kind of. A little bit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Dead dad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No, but we were talking about like male relatives. I said it required love and affection.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Murdered father.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
There's a debossed basketball in the f***ing glass.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This might pair well with, like, cigar smoke and beer pong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I got some of that bright up top, though. I can see that. The citrus. I know no one said that, but I kind of, you know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Nothing I say is right anyway.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I don't know a shit about cologne. Well, I know about Jeremy Fragrance.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Honestly, though, once you know it's a $20 cologne, it smells like shit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
And we confirm that this is an old wives tale, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I'm a men's lifestyle expert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Definitely sweeter. Katie's right. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Maybe. This is striking me as much more feminine. Yes. Than MJ's musk. Right, right, right. You wear this to your quinceanera. That's what I'm getting, 100%. This is a sweet treat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Like a Jessica Simpson? Walmart?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Sweet. I said sweet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's a perfume. This is feminine. This is distinctly feminine, whereas I felt the first was distinctly masculine. I agree. All right, so I think we're all on the same page there. This is a perfume.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Why is there no branding?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Did this drop when he was on the Pelicans? What is happening here? Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I have a podcast that talks about that kind of stuff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It doesn't sit right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Okay, what did you guys pay? You guys paid $15.37. Probably $70. We paid $28.99. Okay. Wow. And you got fleeced.