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Lawrence Schlossman

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1055.928

Lauren's going to take the Ziploc bag home with her.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1058.909

What color marker?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

106.011

I think there's like, we have a 1% women listenership, so.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1065.911

I'm not like a fan.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1141.594

So this is galaxy gas for your great aunt, which you probably prescribed already.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1178.92

So they're both inquisitive fragrances, but one is romance-driven?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1208.622

I wonder what the price then, the damage on this for getting so little, seemingly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1213.986

Best bottle, though, yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1215.768

Describe the bottle, please.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1235.469

All right. Well, this is definitely a Walmart thing. So I'm going to go 15.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1244.172

Because Britney Spears has to deal with Walmart, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1325.947

Yo, dude. You are waiting online to get in the club. This is us.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1348.985

He still owns NFTs.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1359.733

This is a rough one.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1363.695

I might have to tap out. That's really, really heinous. That's not good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1371.581

It's just too much.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1398.123

Yes. Yes, CR7, dude. Yes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1407.207

You're missing the operative word, origins.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1416.892

I mean, you would think that he would just go shirtless, right? But he's wearing a shirt completely unbuttoned with the kind of come hither look that an absolute moron is going to snatch right off the shelf. This is... Look at that expression.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1452.401

What is this, a soup? Send this perfumier to the Hague, dude. This is terrible.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1482.574

We have a breach.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1484.935

See, how do you get it off our fingers?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1508.024

It is like in your spice cabinet or rack where all the spices have been and they all kind of Voltron to be, you know? It's like every, all spices.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1540.324

It settles in tenderly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1561.294

Yeah, maybe some type of performative accessory, you know? A new hat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1569.176

This is the new hat. Ordering a drink that you never order because you're like, this kind of feels right tonight.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1587.039

Yeah, just being normal.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1594.158

Very good. Let's find out.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1598.579

It's Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes in the Guy Ritchie movies.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1613.122

No, David Beckham nailed it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1626.428

And it is a posh smelling.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1645.897

This is like his version of Tom Ford cologne branding. Almost like exactly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1675.226

I think we're missing the biggest thing. The juxtaposition between David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo just comes down to having taste or no taste. This is a tasteful guy. It's a tasteful fragrance. Cristiano Ronaldo, no taste, f***ing gasoline.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1741.726

That's a deal. That's a deal.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1748.532

Oh, without it. There's not even close to it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1805.785

Wetter than Beck's got you?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1830.416

This is a little filthy.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1847.509

Smells like shoulder pads.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1872.357

How light-skinned is Chris Brown?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1885.168

Damn. You got your cologne at the hat store?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1889.892

To learn how to make hats?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

192.87

Yeah, so we'll have to go to the tape.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1949.828

Imagine you found out that's how she died, though, right now. I'm like, wait, what? That would be hilarious, right? Sorry.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1981.521

Is this the romance version?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

1984.861

These diabolical monsters?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2002.845

All right, this is for sure a perfume.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2012.698

Yeah, you can't just be polite.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2014.981

I mean, they're still correct, probably. This is nice.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2038.167

I like it. I like it a lot.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2128.774

This is aspirational for a certain type of J-Lo head for sure.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2134.078

Feed my kids tonight or f***ing smell like J-Lo?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2149.346

This literally smells like the standard hotel in Miami. Pablo and I were talking about this earlier. This just smells like their lobby scent, which is definitely something way more expensive and better than whatever this is. Soapy to me.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2160.772

Soapy. In a bad way?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2180.666

Are you getting perfume or cologne?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2184.168

Yeah, right? I'm a fan. And if this is cheap enough, straight to cart. Let's open up the bag. I'm really curious about this one. Wow! Why does Will Levis have a fragrance?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2201.079

And why is it so good?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2212.319

Yo, they killed it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2218.063

He's in the commercials, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2221.485

This is incredible. Can you buy this? Or do you get it when you order a jar of helmet?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2241.374

It smells more like mayonnaise up close. And now that I know that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2258.246

What the fuck? Daring? Daring? Creamy and daring?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2296.038

Wait, really? And that's why they signed him?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2319.721

The vanilla was there. No. That's the hotel lobby.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2331.987

They put their whole into that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2368.442

This smells generic to me. Like a platonic ideal of perfume.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2398.399

This is what you, yeah, you smell.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2412.631

Dude, the mayo is better than this. I don't care what comes out of the bag. The mayo is better than this.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2431.352

Is this going in the gift bag for the ladies? Driven away from my home.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2452.427

I mean, he was clutch.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2459.572

If you are a Yankee fan from Staten Island and you buy the Driven cologne and you put that on.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2466.378

You're going to be disappointed. It's not hitting for power.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2479.938

Jeez. That's not good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2496.309

Oh, jeez. That'll get you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2503.609

This is pink. This is bubblegum. This is Bath and Body Works. This is Jessica Simpson written all over it. Something like that. It's one of those for sure.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2520

This is a Bratz doll. This is no one over the age of 14.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2582.124

And I like T-Swiss, but yeah, this is preying on the parents of young girls who don't have the money to spend.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2594.555

Also, no, is this the real... Is this the real bottle?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2625.77

Cool portmanteau.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2638.973

It tracks, but... I thought it would, this is, that smelled too low end.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2672.142

That's crazy town.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2676.286

Did they deliver it to your house on a private jet? That's bad.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2685.612

And with the least appeal. That is only for little girls.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2731.59

Yeah, I'm getting Vietnam vet for sure. Man. Maybe it'll settle a bit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2753.928

Let it be known, there is some funk in here. Is this going to be like John Madden or like some old, like Terry Bradshaw?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2763.472

You know, something like an old guy. I can see this being Terry Bradshaw.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2767.733

Almost medicinal. Yeah, this is a guy rolls into your one-horse town. He's got a briefcase full of whatever you need. And this is one of those. Yeah. A polio. Here you go, dog. But it doesn't smell cheap. No, no, no, no. But like home-brewed.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2797.859

He's got stories. And his own bottle of whiskey.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2805.422

Oh, wow. We're going to cut that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2829.856

That's perfect, though.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2833.157

I hate how perfect... Made in France?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2837.498

We got the cig on the side. This is 2024. This must have been... I thought he was a cig, like a cigarette.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2876.941

Lawrence, what do you think this costs? Well, based on that reaction.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2902.497

I can't believe it doesn't smell worse.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2986.369

I found out that I'm updating my hall pass with my wife to David Beckham.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

2993.851

No. I also found out that I want to try mayonnaise in my coffee. The Will Levis, whatever's happening there, it's pressing all the right buttons for your boy. I don't know. I'm not going to start rooting for the Titans.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

3009.825

I mean, he's figured something out.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

3051.669

God damn it. Nose don't lie. Trump got one. God damn it.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

310.518

Okay. That is a fact.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

532.715

Honestly, kind of. A little bit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

588.523

No, but we were talking about like male relatives. I said it required love and affection.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

595.569

Murdered father.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

605.297

There's a debossed basketball in the f***ing glass.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

615.105

This might pair well with, like, cigar smoke and beer pong.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

674.775

I got some of that bright up top, though. I can see that. The citrus. I know no one said that, but I kind of, you know.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

697.372

Nothing I say is right anyway.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

72.445

I don't know a shit about cologne. Well, I know about Jeremy Fragrance.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

734.631

Honestly, though, once you know it's a $20 cologne, it smells like shit.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

762.847

And we confirm that this is an old wives tale, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

78.45

I'm a men's lifestyle expert.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

794.267

Definitely sweeter. Katie's right. Yeah.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

799.912

Maybe. This is striking me as much more feminine. Yes. Than MJ's musk. Right, right, right. You wear this to your quinceanera. That's what I'm getting, 100%. This is a sweet treat.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

836.79

Like a Jessica Simpson? Walmart?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

840.311

Sweet. I said sweet.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

869.968

It's a perfume. This is feminine. This is distinctly feminine, whereas I felt the first was distinctly masculine. I agree. All right, so I think we're all on the same page there. This is a perfume.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

914.653

Why is there no branding?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

919.076

Did this drop when he was on the Pelicans? What is happening here? Right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

92.032

I have a podcast that talks about that kind of stuff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

925.28

It doesn't sit right.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

933.445

Okay, what did you guys pay? You guys paid $15.37. Probably $70. We paid $28.99. Okay. Wow. And you got fleeced.