PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
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Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
It's fruity in the back. You get that, like, apple... What'd you say? It's fruity in the back.
It's fruity in the back.
It is. Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.
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Now, when we did the drinking-based podcast, we had a drinks expert. Do you smell for a living?
No.
Okay. Well.
I don't know a shit about cologne. Well, I know about Jeremy Fragrance.
That's not true. Lawrence is underselling his credentials.
I'm a men's lifestyle expert.
That's right. Oh, my God. Wait, really?
Are you familiar with men or lifestyle?
Both vaguely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wow.
I have a podcast that talks about that kind of stuff.
Lawrence's podcast, Growing Fits, is one of my favorite non-sports podcasts.
I feel like I've heard of this podcast, but it's not made for me, is it? It's not a girl.
I think there's like, we have a 1% women listenership, so.
Yeah, I mean, same, working in sports.
Congrats on your podcast announcement.
Thank you. I mean, the number five podcast on the sports Apple chart. It's just because it's based on new subs. Hell yeah, good for you. We don't even have an episode. Doesn't matter. Don't even have an episode yet. Are we rolling on various things, Patrick? Wait, one last thing before we start, you guys. The Invisalign's done.
Oh, my God.
Look at that. Katie's hot now. I'm unapproachable.
Katie's hot now.
I'm now unapproachable. Please don't approach me. I'm too hot to talk to you.
This is the third episode in a trilogy that I want to catch Lawrence up on. Please do. Katie and I have tested athlete alcohol, and we declared, what sucked in your memory?
Oh, I think it was... Oh, Michael Jordan's tequila was terrible. So bad.
Did you have the LeBron Henny?
No, we had LeBron tequila.
The Lobos, right?
We drank a lot.
We were eventually very drunk.
We got pretty drunk, yeah. Charles Woodson's we didn't like.
It was basically as much athlete alcohol as we could get.
Yeah.
CJ McCollum's wine was pretty good.
Yeah, I think it was. I think vaguely that I remember that it was. I don't, uh, it was one of the first things we drank. Oh, really?
Yeah, so we'll have to go to the tape.
It feels like it's enveloping my tongue. Does that make sense? It is. I feel it on, like, all sides of my tongue. This is good stuff.
Relatedly, Katie Nolan hasn't dumped any of the wine that she's been tasting.
She's not a bitch. When I puked it all up, I didn't even taste that.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. That was part one.
Yeah.
Part two was athlete weed.
Right. With my fiance, Dan Soder, who is a weed expert.
Yeah.
Very funny man. Thank you. I'll let him know. And thank you. I made him this way.
Thank you for bringing all this great meat to our house.
How much of it stays, would you say? Because you don't want to get caught carrying this much. You could get in some real trouble.
Typical dealer comes over, smokes some of it, eats some of your food, plays your video games. This is a story.
Records everything you do and publishes it as a podcast.
Guy's probably wearing a wire.
Gary Payton.
Yeah, was the best. Which we, I mean, we knew that.
Smoking that glove pack, dude. Mm-hmm. And Dan cannot smell.
Has no sense of smell. Was very upset today when I was leaving.
Physically cannot smell.
He said, tell Pablo I said hi. COVID knocked it out completely. So now it's like gone. But he also insists his taste is untouched. And I'm like, that's not possible. What I know is that I trust his agency on his own senses. And he tells me he can't smell. So he's not here today.
Useless. And so I was like, who in the world can fill... This third share. And I said, okay, who hosts a show that I love?
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