Lawrence Schlossman

Honestly, kind of. A little bit.

Honestly, kind of. A little bit.

Dead dad.

Dead dad.

No, but we were talking about like male relatives. I said it required love and affection.

No, but we were talking about like male relatives. I said it required love and affection.

Murdered father.

Murdered father.

There's a debossed basketball in the f***ing glass.

There's a debossed basketball in the f***ing glass.

This might pair well with, like, cigar smoke and beer pong.

This might pair well with, like, cigar smoke and beer pong.

I got some of that bright up top, though. I can see that. The citrus. I know no one said that, but I kind of, you know.

I got some of that bright up top, though. I can see that. The citrus. I know no one said that, but I kind of, you know.

Nothing I say is right anyway.

Nothing I say is right anyway.

Honestly, though, once you know it's a $20 cologne, it smells like shit.

Honestly, though, once you know it's a $20 cologne, it smells like shit.

And we confirm that this is an old wives tale, right?

And we confirm that this is an old wives tale, right?